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So my brother works at a McDonald’s that’s test running serving breakfast later into the day. They used to end at 10:30, and now it goes to eleven… apparently it’s a pretty big pain in the butt.

It used to be that when it came time for the switch from breakfast to lunch, they’d shout out “Ten thirty!” through the store so everyone knew to switch, but now that it’s “Eleven,” my bro says it’s just not as easy to shout, or to hear over machinery and such.

So he started shouting “Elevensies!”

So now it’s a thing and the McDonald’s in my hometown now serves elevensies.

OK BUT BEST PART OF THE STORY

There was a guy who didn’t get it. He’s like, “Whut? Why are you saying that? That’s not a word.”

And someone else shouts from behind the grill “You don’t know elevensies?”

And someone else shouts “Bet he doesn’t know about second breakfast either”

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