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The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne

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Sigge. 25. Heathen. BG3 BRAINROT

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THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER.

So there. Now I have figured it out.

People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:

Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

this absolutely 200% needs to be submitted to the Annals of Improbable Research or some other similar psuedo-academic publication, this is good enough to be published somewhere

#omg #makes sense #finally #The Hobbit #Lotr #Dwarves #Dwarf #Tolkien #children #genetics

Think furnace, with wings. Flash of light, searing pain... then poof! You're nothing more then a pile of ash!

Bofur, The Hobbit: an Unexpected Journey

#Bofur #The Hobbit #The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey #An Unexpected Journey #dwarf #Bag End #Bilbo #think furnace with wings #flash of light #searing pain #then poof #you're nothing more then a pile of ash #smaug #dragon #quote

The Man in the Moon by Bofur (x)

#Bofur's song #the Man in the Moon #stayed up too late #Bofur #The Hobbit #An Unexpected Journey #The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey #Rivendell #Dwarf #Dwarves #Elves #audio #music

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Oh you’ve got to be joking!

Source: thingols

#Dwalin #son of Fundin #Dwarf #grumpy dwarf #warrior #my darling #The Hobbit

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Countdown to the Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

11 Days to go…

#Bofur #The Hobbit #Dwarf

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Thranduil looks so surprised at Thorin.

Why is this tiny bush screaming at me

#lol #Thranduil #Thorin #Elf #Dwarf

Blunt the Knives - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Blunt the Knives - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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The Misty Mountains (Cold) - Extended Version

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#lol #Thorin Oakenshield #Thorin #Bilbo Baggins #Bilbo #Dwarf #Hobbit #The Hobbit #The Desolation of Smaug

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#The Hobbit #An Unexpected Journey #The Desolation of Smaug #Thorin Oakenshield #Dwarf #The Kind Underneath the Mountain

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The Misty Mountains (Cold) - Extended Version

The Misty Mountains (Cold) - Extended Version

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