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The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne

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Sigge. 25. Heathen. BG3 BRAINROT
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One of the guys flirting with the nurse

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May y’all forgive me for what I’m about to upload... ( ^ิ艸^ิ゚)

...I DON’T EVEN KNOW, OKAY?!?!? I was meant to be working on something else, instead I’ve started drawing and it feels like somebody sewed someone else’s hands where my own are supposed to be because all of a sudden I CAN ART!!!

And nothing @piratesangel I’m forever in debt!

PS Also, WATERMARK!!!  °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

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OH GODS THIS IS SO HILARIOUS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.🤣

Nooo Nico you adorable little idiot! Has it been so long that even Nurse!Magda makes you turn your head? *snorts* Not that I blame you, I mean, look at those calves!🥵🤣

Nico: "Awww, she's a shy one!"

I can't Nico. I simply can't. *dies of laughter*

This scene is so loaded with emotions that you can practically taste it.😂

Devious little El Matador Del Mar! (I like how he refers himself that way, he's always so proud.) What have you done to poor Magda! It is never good to make an enemy of the one who will be piecing you together after a fight. A prank here and there but full on crossdressing? *tsk tsk* Someone's getting served cold soup next time.😘

Nico:

Miguel:

Armando:

Thank you and @piratesangel for blessing us with this hilarious little comic, I keep smiling so much that it hurts.(≧▽≦)❤️ Don't worry, I forgive you for uploading this, all your sins are forgiven. But I don't think I can look Magda in the eye after this. ;P

*a thousand hugs and kisses* (~ ̄³ ̄)~❤️

P.S. I'm getting worried for Magda's sanity. He's been through a lot.😂 Me thinks, you enjoy drawing him at the end of his mind. Ruffling those feathers a little.

P.P.S. can SOMEONE pls tell Nico to work on his pickup lines. They are hilarious but, yeah, not the best.😂

@captainsigge Ahahah thank you thank you THANK YOU!! 🥰

I'm afraid poor Nico ain't gonna be alone in the Miguel's-gonna-shutter-your-eardrums zone, but he's not the one who needs to sleep with an eye opened, it's risky indeed to harm El Doctor (since he's the only one on board with every single chemical at hand, too. His hand might... Just... Slip... 😂)

Child protection?! No idea what you're talking about, and I'd dare you to make him - a grown a*s man, dressed as a nurse nonetheless - pass as a child anyway! That's gonna be the last nail for the coffin 😜 I needed someone medically competent of course, and Magda was obviously first choice. Then the rest came sort of by itself 🤣

But I adore torturing him because I can always tend to his wounded soul afterwards ahahah *glomps Miguel making his eyes come out like a jelly eye toy*

Yeah, Nico definitely needs to work on his pick-up lines, but let's cut him some slack, after fifty years in the Triangle even his happen to be a little outdated 😆

And this is why I headcanon Lesaro as the best swordman of La María: not really for his pride, but because having known Armando since childhood made him terribly aware of what kind of nightmarish pranks he'd be subjected to if he were to lose. And he made a point to never lose! (little does he know that Salazar considers him as the only person he'd never do that to, but silently enjoys a little of the terror the threat brings 😉)

You are so very welcome @acidyellowlava

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ✨❤️

Oh dear, I didn't even think of all the chemicals he has available (・o・) El Capitán is playing a dangerous game, but hopefully he has calculated all the risks.(。•̀ᴗ-)✧

*cackles* Yes I can imagine it right now, Magda would be in a rage. My joy would be short-lived, however, since the next moment I'd either find my guts rearranged or mysteriously "falling asleep".

⊙.☉ Your glomping skills Ma'am are something to be feared. Does Magda even have any ribs left? 🤣 We do have a habit of torturing our favourites don't we.😏

True, and the pick-up line is a little clever when you think about their experiences about dying and coming back to life. I'd give him 8/10 for effort and being a cutie.🥰

Me reading your adorable Lesaro-Salazar headcanon:

YES!!!! Oh, I love so headcanons about Lesaro's and Salazar's friendship. There's just so much potential. Your headcanons are the absolute best!👏

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