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Hi, been on Tumblr for a long time, I try to escape it but can't seem to find the log out button. It's been years, guess I am just stuck in this ball pit.

This blog does have a lot of mature sexual themes so I'd prefer it to be 18+ only.

I've drawn some BG3 Discord Emojis which are free to use.

If you like my art I do have a Redbubble Shop and a Ko-fi.

Tayvin - high elf assassin rogue, absolute menace, loves sharp things and Rugan for some reason.

Serafina - zariel tiefling, owns a shop in baldur's gate, caught a Hellrider.

Mynt - human bard, college of satire, a mess.

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Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?

people these days, it's always "stop eating lead" and "lead is poisonous" and never "was the lead yummy?" or "you looked really cool eating those tasty lead chips" smh

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In 9 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 8 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 7 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

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In 3 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

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10 Non-Lethal Injuries to Add Pain to Your Writing

If you need a simple way to make your characters feel pain, here are some ideas: 

1. Sprained Ankle

A common injury that can severely limit mobility. This is useful because your characters will have to experience a mild struggle and adapt their plans to their new lack of mobiliy. Perfect to add tension to a chase scene.

2. Rib Contusion

A painful bruise on the ribs can make breathing difficult, helping you sneak in those ragged wheezes during a fight scene. Could also be used for something sport-related! It's impactful enough to leave a lingering pain but not enough to hinder their overall movement.

3. Concussions

This common brain injury can lead to confusion, dizziness, and mood swings, affecting a character’s judgment heavily. It can also cause mild amnesia.

I enjoy using concussions when you need another character to subtly take over the fight/scene, it's an easy way to switch POVs. You could also use it if you need a 'cute' recovery moment with A and B.

4. Fractured Finger

A broken finger can complicate tasks that require fine motor skills. This would be perfect for characters like artists, writers, etc. Or, a fighter who brushes it off as nothing till they try to throw a punch and are hit with pain.

5. Road Rash

Road rash is an abrasion caused by friction. Aka scraping skin. The raw, painful sting resulting from a fall can be a quick but effective way to add pain to your writing. Tip: it's great if you need a mild injury for a child.

6. Shoulder Dislocation

This injury can be excruciating and often leads to an inability to use one arm, forcing characters to confront their limitations while adding urgency to their situation. Good for torture scenes.

7. Deep Laceration

A deep laceration is a cut that requires stitches. As someone who got stitches as a kid, they really aren't that bad! A 2-3 inch wound (in length) provides just enough pain and blood to add that dramatic flair to your writing while not severely deterring your character.

This is also a great wound to look back on since it often scars. Note: the deeper and wider the cut the worse your character's condition. Don't give them a 5 inch deep gash and call that mild.

8. Burns

Whether from fire, chemicals, or hot surfaces, burns can cause intense suffering and lingering trauma. Like the previous injury, the lasting physical and emotional trauma of a burn is a great wound for characters to look back on.

If you want to explore writing burns, read here.

9. Pulled Muscle

This can create ongoing pain and restrict movement, offering a window to force your character to lean on another. Note: I personally use muscle related injuries when I want to focus more on the pain and sprains to focus on a lack of mobility.

10. Tendonitis

Inflammation of a tendon can cause chronic pain and limit a character's ability to perform tasks they usually take for granted. When exploring tendonitis make sure you research well as this can easily turn into a more severe injury.

This is a quick, brief list of ideas to provide writers inspiration. Since it is a shorter blog, I have not covered the injuries in detail. This is inspiration, not a thorough guide. Happy writing! :)

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Rolan’s skepticism softened just a touch, his curiosity piqued in spite of himself. “And you expect me to believe you have that kind of knowledge? You—who can’t cast a single spell?” Rugan chuckled, entirely unbothered. “Believe what y’like, lad” he said, “but it ain’t always the mage that gets his hands on the good stuff. Sometimes it’s the one who knows where t’look.”  He tipped his goblet toward Rolan, a spark of challenge in his eyes. “Or, if you’d rather go it alone, that’s fair enough. But you’d be missing out, wouldn’t ya?” Rolan traced the edge of his book with a clawed finger, trying to maintain an air of indifference. “And why,” he finally asked, looking up through his lashes, “exactly would you be telling me this?”
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fic front covers

tagged by @luvwich to make some classic covers for my fics <3

somewhere I have never travelled | Salomon van Ruysdael, View of the Town of Alkmaar

Sidereal Lovers | Constellation map from the Joseon Dynasty, stone engraving (1395)

Gods and Monsters | The Enigma, Gustav Doré (1871)

Benediction | Magdalene and Two Flames, Georges de la Tour (1630)

Night Swimming/Delay | Two Men by the Sea, Caspar David Friedrich (1817)

A Pleasurable Deal | In the Library, Auguste Toulmouche (1872)

tagging @captainsigge @theycallmeratt @say-lene @femmeharel @tellmeallaboutit @littleplasticrat @coreene and anyone else who wants to play!

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I just saw an article like, Finnish people are so rude you’ll recognize one by the fact they never say “please”

I’m sorry, the word “please” doesn’t exist in the Finnish language, we just never got the instinct to use it, we’re not trying to be rude 😭

Yeah, politeness is expressed differently in our language. So using words like “please” is not something that comes naturally to us.

Same with how native Finnish speakers often mix up he/she in conversation, especially if they have to juggle between using both. We do know the difference, but it’s not something we’re used to doing. Our language does not make a difference between he/she, we only have hän which can be either. (No, this does not mean we don’t have words like man and woman, but I’ve seen people getting confused thinking this must mean we don’t have words like boy and girl.)

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Just to give some very basic examples, let’s say you’re in a coffee shop and want to order a cup of coffee. In English, you might say something like “a cup of coffee, please”. But we don’t have the word “please” in Finnish. To make “I want a cup of coffee” polite in Finnish, there are several things you can do (we’re adding an extra layer of politeness with each sentence):

“A cup of coffee, thank you.” (Kuppi kahvia, kiitos.)

I would take/have, a cup of coffee.” (Ottaisin kupin kahvia.)

I would take/have, a cup of coffee, thank you.” (Ottaisin kupin kahvia, kiitos.)

May/can I have a cup of coffee?” (Saisinko kupin kahvia?)

May/can I have a cup of coffee, thank you?” (Saisinko kupin kahvia, kiitos?)

Could I have a cup of coffee?” (Voisinko saada kupin kahvia?)

Could I have a cup of coffee, thank you?” (Voisinko saada kupin kahvia, kiitos?)

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I would like to add here that the key part is the ”-isi” part of the words. This is a conditional conjugation, that adds possibility to a word. You can ask most of these questions without this conjugation. That would make the questions less polite, but not impolite. (”Voinko saada kupin kahvia, kiitos?” for example.)

So, not only is Finnish politeness expressed with different phrases, it is also baked into the actual standard words through conjugation.

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Yes! In some contexts, particularly when or politely ordering someone to do a specific task, you may also use “ole hyvä” (literally “be good”) similarly as you’d use “please” in English. It may also be combined with the aforementioned conditional verb form and tacking a “thank you” into the end of the sentence. I would say that using “ole hyvä” is also a few notches more formal in tone than the above examples, and not necessarily used quite as much in casual conversation (more casually you may also use “ole kiltti”, “be kind” in some of these), but still. Here’s a few examples off the top of my head:

“Be good and turn off your cell phones.” (Olkaa hyvät ja sulkekaa matkapuhelimenne.)

“Be good and stop [that]” (Ole hyvä ja lopeta)

“Be good, sit down.” (Istuutukaa, olkaa hyvä)

“Would you be good and hand me the book?” (Olisitko hyvä ja ojentaisit [tuon/sen] kirjan?)

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Something just struck me.

Finnish was my mother’s first language, but she learned English in school and was fully fluent in it. In English, she would often ask/tell me or my brothers to do things by saying something like “Be a helper and set the table” or “Be a love and get me a glass of water.” She didn’t say “please.”

I always thought that was unique to her, and part of her way of being good at handling children and motivating them to do the right thing. (She was an elementary school teacher, and had an amazing knack for gently getting children to do what she wanted them to do.) But now I think maybe it was the “ole hyvä” construction carrying over from Finnish into her English. Or maybe it was a little bit of both.

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