If you died, I feel like that’s on me. I don’t need that on my conscience.
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In honor of Father’s Day. Tony Stark displaying very Dad-like tendencies when it comes to one Peter Parker. No Endgame spoilers
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“How many are you gonna eat?” Tony asks, standing in front of Peter. “How many? I’d like to know an exact number. I’d like to know your plans.”
Peter stares at him, and he feels like he’s been caught, despite the fact that Tony’s been across the lab since all of this started. This, being—creating the giant pile of plastic beside him.
He’s in the middle of Number Unknown ice pop, and this one is green. He’s had at least six other green ones. He thinks.
Peter continues staring at Tony. He doesn’t know what to say. His hands are numb and frozen, he’s got a brain freeze. His whole head is an ice pop. He’s still eating an ice pop. Ice pops. Ice pops everywhere.
Tony narrows his eyes. He’s in the patented Dad pose, hands on hips, head cocked, eyes narrowed, brows furrowed. His mouth is slightly agape, because he’s stuck between shock and deciding what he needs to say next. Peter can tell.
“When I bought those I thought you might be having one,” Tony says, eyes darting back and forth between Peter, his ice pop, and the pile of remains beside him. Some of the plastic strips still have juice clinging to them, the juice he couldn’t suck out no matter how hard he tried. A rainbow of juice drops left behind.
“Peter,” Tony says. He steps closer, leans down. “Earth to Peter Parker. Are you in an ice pop coma? Is someone forcing you to consume as many ice pops as possible? Blink twice for yes.”
Wow, they’re in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I’m gonna get a little closer so I can see what’s happening.
Could you please write a fic where Pepper is out of town for Valentine’s Day and bummed, so Peter convinces Happy and Rhodey to help him plan a guy’s night for them all?
“Kid got to you too?” Happy greets Rhodey in the compound’s driveway.
“Apparently.” Rhodey laughs as Happy throws the kid, currently bounding up the steps leading up to the compound’s main entrance, a fond exasperated look. “Everything okay?”
“Better be.”
Peter stops them just inside the atrium. “Okay, so this only works if it’s all three of us.”
“What’s that?”
“Do you know what today is?”
Rhodey and Happy exchange looks. “No?” Rhodey answers.
“Valentine’s Day. Do you know where Pepper is?”
“Kid, get to the point.” Happy says, folding his arms like an annoyed grade-school teacher.
“Pepper had to go to that conference thing all weekend and Tony’s bummed out. He’s not answering my calls and weren’t really supposed to hang out but…no one should be along on Valentine’s Day.”
Rhodey signed, scrubbed a hand over his face. “If Tony wants to be alone, he probably just wants to lock himself in his workshop. He’ll be fine.”
“And probably not eat or sleep or function like a normal human being for seventy-two hours until Pepper comes back. We have to help him.”
Happy blows out his breath in a long suffering gust of frustration that sounds like he’s done it again and again. He meets Rhodey’s eyes and Rhodey sighs too. Not like he had much planned for the weekend anyway.
No. Please, no. Not him.
You could not live with your own failure.
Part One of my Irondad Big Bang is up!
Major thanks to @kiranwearsscienceblues, @gorgeousgalatea, @jolinarjackson, and @bettername2come. And of course to @parkrstark for moderating the Big Bang.
In this fic you will find:
**Protective Tony
**Hurt AND worried precious Peter
**Protective team
**Surprise Inception characters
**Tony’s super secret memories that he only lets Peter see
Chapter 4 is up now!
inside peter parker’s phone
I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.
Part One of my Irondad Big Bang is up!
Major thanks to @kiranwearsscienceblues, @gorgeousgalatea, @jolinarjackson, and @bettername2come. And of course to @parkrstark for moderating the Big Bang.
In this fic you will find:
**Protective Tony
**Hurt AND worried precious Peter
**Protective team
**Surprise Inception characters
**Tony’s super secret memories that he only lets Peter see
I can’t wait to keep reading
Chapter 2 is now up! Here you go!
FRIENDS.
Irondad Big Bang 2019 is upon us!
You know what that means? There are multiple glorious Irondad fics for your reading pleasure. Go check out this collection, updated daily. And if you’re adverse to WIPs, bookmark for later. And if not, make sure to let the creators (and artists) know what you thoughts!
Thanks, loves!
Part One of my Irondad Big Bang is up!
Major thanks to @kiranwearsscienceblues, @gorgeousgalatea, @jolinarjackson, and @bettername2come. And of course to @parkrstark for moderating the Big Bang.
In this fic you will find:
**Protective Tony
**Hurt AND worried precious Peter
**Protective team
**Surprise Inception characters
**Tony’s super secret memories that he only lets Peter see
So, @lizzybizzywrites‘s new fic DESTROYED ME.
Please go read it so we can be destroyed together.
I promise you will go awwww and WHHHY all at once.
It’s quality stuff, friends.
Alright people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker…
“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODWHATDOIDO??!”
please send help they’re adorable together