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popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”
Padawan braids should be far more decorated I don't care
I want them to have beads and bows and jewels and rings and bells and-
I want them to scream culture, to scream tradition, to scream history!!!
Eheheheeh here is my redesign for the Padawan braid!
Oh and the bells aren’t actual bells, they make no sound, they are called bells due to an old tradition no longer in use
And if anyone wants to use this idea, or some aspects of it, DO IT!!! Use this concept however you like!! Go and create your own braids!!!!!!!!
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obi-wan christ almighty, he’s going to fucking kill you
How did Obi-Wan Kenobi get himself into this situation???
I made this with a phone-wallpaper dimensions in mind, clean version under the cut if anyone wants it!!! (reference pic)
✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama
really like. for all that the clone wars are a cool concept and an extremely consequential thing that happened in the galaxy, there’s a reason the movies skip right over them. bc it doesn’t matter how many planets anakin & the gang battled separatists on. it doesn’t matter what cool stuff obi wan got up to. it doesn’t matter how close the jedi got to winning/losing the war, it matters that they went to war at all. it matters that a benevolent organization of peaceful monks abandoned 1000 years of prosperity to die for no reason. that was the story george lucas wanted to tell. bc for however confused his politics could get, he came of age aware his country was fighting an evil & pointless war. so he made movies not about good guys that almost won, but about people making weak and foolish choices in the name of patriotism. that is the whole point . that is the prequel trilogy’s most salient and biting commentary. i’m sorry your action figures died but they were doomed by the narrative for being neoliberal. ok.
the only explanation i can come up with for how obi wan missed anakin’s extremely obvious and up front mental illnesses is that he himself is also wildly depressed and just thinks everyone has to deal with this shit
anakin: i want to fucking die
obi wan: we ALL want to die anakin don’t be so dramatic
"Swoosh me, I am deadlier that way." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying of laughter here
Usually Rex is the one getting thrown, I wonder if that's where Obi-Wan gets the idea??
But what if.. and hear me out here. Instead of getting mad or freaked out about often getting Force-tossed, Captain Rex actually embraces it?? Like, it becomes part of the plans? "Throw me up onto the tank here. Toss me off this cliff there. Swoosh me at them. Makes me deadly." And 'swoosh me' is something Rex often says?? 😂😂 Oh gosh, I'm giggling just thinking about it.
Thank you for the hilarious art. It's brilliant.
--Rain on Main
…sounds about right
Thank you for sharing this glorious vision; I love it.
Glad you’re enjoying!!
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Forgot to add— based on Original Swooosh post here
gettin wet :(
Jango Fett's helmet gets dented during his fight with Obi-Wan on Kamino.
Irl explanation is that at the time of filming Fett's armor was meant to be durasteel and not beskar because Lucas did not want Fett to be a mandalorian (idk why)
But with the Mandalorian retconning it to be beskar I like to think that it gets damaged right this moment
because Obi-Wan is wearing beskar clad boots that are a gift from Satine.
i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told
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I have zero tech skills so anyway:
[gif of maul stabbing Qui Gon captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Obi Wan cutting Maul in half captioned “find out”]
[gif of Anakin drawing his saber on younglings captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Anakin on fire captioned “find out”]
[gif of Obi Wan kicking General Grievous captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Obi Wan screaming in pain after kicking General Grievous captioned “find out”]
Fandom: Star Wars
Summary:
“You think…” Obi-Wan’s tongue is heavy in his mouth. He fumbles for words for the first time in recent memory. “You think that I would abandon a child in the middle of a warzone?” Anakin raises his chin. A silent challenge. “Haven’t you?” “And this warzone,” Obi-wan says, because he has to be sure. “Did you hear where exactly–” “Melida Daan."
Or: Rumours fly about a Jedi Master abandoning a Padawan on a war-tone planet. No one knows exactly where the rumour began, but they do know this: Obi-Wan Kenobi is involved. (Written for the Bad Things Happen Bingo. Prompt: Misunderstanding)
Another BTHB fill!! One day I'm going to get bingo..... one day.....
@elismor requested Obi-Wan with a nice cup of tea!! (if only he could have it in peace...)
apparently today is 10-10/Fox day, so leave some xanax and a paycheck out for him <3
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What a great way to learn that you master is an eldritch being.
