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this is the nightmare scenario

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Jade. She/her. 20s. Australian. AO3: aloneintherain.
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"where did the 15th Doctor GO when he broke the fairy circle!!!1!" he was LITERALLY in barbieland fighting for men's rights. that took precedence over ruby's nuclear war mommy issues thing. sorry.

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tanoraqui

basically I think that if your protagonist doesn’t want to fuck someone so bad it makes them look stupid, then there probably isn’t enough energy in your story. “Fuck someone” isn’t literal btw—they can want to uncover the secrets of their parent’s death, they can want to prove their worth, they can want a donut from one particular bakery—it can be anything so long as they want it so bad that they’ll make decisions that make any sane person go “are you a moron??”, with little to no forethought, or even tons of forethought and this is still the option they chose. Because they want to fuck that thing so bad.

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onemuseleft

Do you ever get reminded of that one really intense longfic that you had every intention of writing and had meticulous notes and complicated outlines for but then something happened and you aren't in the fandom anymore and you still have the desire to write the fic but it's slightly hollow now because it's a good idea and you think it would have been a great fic but you haven't been in the fandom for literally years and you don't have that bit of passion for it that you did when you were writing it and have just a weird moment of nostalgia where you want to reread it but it never existed

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roach-works

get out of my house

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jenroses

Rude

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popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”

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bruciemilf

Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.

Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:

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WWII era isekai movies be like

The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe: my spiritual guide is an allegory for Jesus - kind, loving, and showing me how the be better

Pan’s Labyrinth: my spiritual guide may be intimidating, but is ultimately trying to protect me from the much greater evils of the real world

The Boy and The Heron: I Am Going To Beat My Spiritual Guide To Death With Hammers

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Padawan braids should be far more decorated I don't care

I want them to have beads and bows and jewels and rings and bells and-

I want them to scream culture, to scream tradition, to scream history!!!

Eheheheeh here is my redesign for the Padawan braid!

Oh and the bells aren’t actual bells, they make no sound, they are called bells due to an old tradition no longer in use

And if anyone wants to use this idea, or some aspects of it, DO IT!!! Use this concept however you like!! Go and create your own braids!!!!!!!!

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Natsume week, day 7: Outsider perspective

honestly it took my ages to settle on an idea for this one because there’s so much potential for this prompt… but I went with this cause it was the easiest to draw, lmao

anyway, you know the fujiwaras definitely have a bunch of old friends and distant relatives that aren’t Entirely up to date on natsume’s whole Situation, and definitely embarrass the hell out of him

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