can we please please stop treating T and E weight gain like its an unfortunate side effect instead of something normal that is literally supposed to happen. you will gain weight because you are going through puberty part 2. that is not bad your body is just adapting to changes. stop trying to shrink yourself to be the smallest version of you possible

You might even gain some "happy weight". And you know what, that's beautiful. Enjoy food, enjoy life, enjoy taking up more space both physically and mentally because you finally feel more like YOU. Weight is an ever fluctuating thing and having whatever number on the scale does not make you more or less desirable to the people who matter.

You sexy gorgeous handsome pretty trans person you.

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

CRICKET ON MY BOOB???

Cricket on your boob!!!

parappa you little scamp now is not the time

My fujoshi landlord is kicking me and my partner out because she didn't agree with who was supposed to be the uke in the relationship

next election we should put a ps3 vs a 360 and really settle this

vote ps3 no matter Wheeee!

It's important that you befriend someone who is blessed with really earnest chuunibyou tendencies

& if you can't find this person, to become them

yeah i reclaim this slur you can tell by the way i only use it for other people and make fun of them when they get rightfully offended

"he's like a woman to me!!!" not true because if he was a woman to you you wouldn't give a fuck about him

can i come over and do this