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Rude and not bloody ginger

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finalgrrrl

no woman should ever have to explain why she doesnt do something to her body.... 'why don't you wear makeup?' 'why don't you shave?' like. thats what i look like. idk what to tell you

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imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish

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fleshylegos

fight the slander. post pressurized blobfish

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ive been in this work bathroom for twenty gay years

all of them on the clock, i hope! #wastecompanytime

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reblogged

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

in the english dub she say “-just one more good sob - OKAY I’M READY” and that’s pretty accurate too.

Honestly “Everything sucks but I’m going to live anyway” is one of the most emotionally raw tropes around imo.

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konoko

[ID: a photo of a tabby cat in loaf position sleeping on the head of a giant Snorlax (a large Pokemon with a cream underbelly, blue fur, and pointy ears) pillow. the Snorlax has a sleeping face with two underbite fangs, so it and the cat have matching facial expressions: two small lines for eyes and a small line for a mouth. end ID]

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