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I'm a girl in a plant skin!

@captainfightingflower / captainfightingflower.tumblr.com

This blog is only one component of my garden of war and pointless cursed autistic doodles, resistance is futile and my army is growing per pledged allegiance. But theirs really nothing to worry about anyways... no lives (to my knowledge) were taken because of me or my actions so you're good for now i guess.
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still in love with the idea of Glargan making instructional tapes for yoga that are just him describing the most horrific ways to completely destroy your bones

Every so often his instructions and the peaceful music are punctuated by crunching sounds and the tiny humans’ screams of pain

His motto is “If you feel something crack, it’s working!”

Glargan: Now Earthlings; just move your legs back like this!

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