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I'm a girl in a plant skin!

@captainfightingflower / captainfightingflower.tumblr.com

This blog is only one component of my garden of war and pointless cursed autistic doodles, resistance is futile and my army is growing per pledged allegiance. But theirs really nothing to worry about anyways... no lives (to my knowledge) were taken because of me or my actions so you're good for now i guess.
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Well since there’s talk about songs that fit Jackbox hosts/characters (at least from what i can find), i decided i want to sort of pseudo-share the songs i picked for some characters, yet without spoiling WHAT the songs are just yet!

This is how the post is going to go: Over to the left will be the hosts/characters/group i picked songs for, next to them will be the amount of songs i came up with them, as well as what game they specifically represent (if applicable).

I’ll also be specifying what songs in my list other people have ALSO compared to these characters, and whether or not i got the idea from another person (and who if also applicable). As well as slowly revealing the songs as soon as i myself make something combining the character and the song.

It’ll be like a fun little game, each character will be presented chronologically, with their oldest game appearing first and will be listed by who appeared first if two characters share a game in this list. Click “Keep Reading” if you’re interested in checking out my anonymous picks.

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ALRIGHT! ENOUGH YIPPY YAPPING ON MY END!! I’m never gonna get these things to see the light of day if i just put them off. So here we go: EVERY (Jackbox Games) ILLUSTRATION AND SKETCH I AM STILL PROUD OF THAT I HAVEN’T POSTED PUBLICLY (With dates included according to their properties) MASTERPOST! [MAY OR MAY NOT UPDATE!]

Nothing violently inappropriate, but i did draw The Wheel in a non-revealing maid outfit at some point as well as M. Bubbles eating a heart they ripped out of the wall, but nothing that’ll give grandma a heart attack...except for maybe Cookie Masterson getting tricked into reading the Ẓ̷̛̞͚͗̋̌ạ̵̢̨̬̿͐͂͘͠ḻ̴̯̲́͒g̸̰͌͛ȯ̵̙́ incantation, that one’s pretty intense!

The Trivia Murder Party victims but as grotesque monsters (Date: 28th of November, 2020)

Fun fact: i ended up sculpting both Sloth & Envy’s designs out of clay during art class, no i do not have them.

This comic featuring Cookie Masterson i never finished, but it’s really funny like this so i’m posting it anyways (Date: 31st of December, 2020) [DESIGN OUTDATED]

Greed attempting to steal one of the Murder Hotel’s lamps (Date: 30th of January, 2021) [DESIGN OUTDATED]

Realistic fullbodies of Skippy, Gus & Sparkles (Date: 31st of January, 2021)

The Keeper reading out the definition of CBT (Date: 15th of February, 2021) [DESIGN OUTDATED]

Creepy Voice, however it’s referencing the end of the proper You Don’t Know Jack: Full Stream trailer (Date: 2nd of April, 2021) [DESIGN OUTDATED]

Cookie Masterson getting tricked into reading the Ẓ̷̛̞͚͗̋̌ạ̵̢̨̬̿͐͂͘͠ḻ̴̯̲́͒g̸̰͌͛ȯ̵̙́ incantation (Date: 24th of May, 2021) [DESIGN OUTDATED] {WARNING: VIOLENT}

FUN FACT: the power went out on a sunny day and made me lose the original file, but i was able to remake the comic using a snapshot i sent to a friend! Also: the pencil brush used to make this comic no longer exists on Photopea by default, which sucks absolute BALLS because it was a dope ass pencil brush i haven’t been able to fully replace!

Buzz Lippman falling unconscious based on a Tumblr post about him (Date: 30th of September, 2021) [DESIGN OUTDATED]

My Jackbox host designs that coincidentally look like other characters (Date: 17th of October, 2021) [DESIGN OUTDATED]

Mayonnaise multi-tasking, bringing his child home from school while exiting a pet door (Date: 19th of November, 2021)

I also have a doodle of him stretching like a cat and him eating a rat, but i’m not proud of those so i’m not showing.

Sketches of food for my redux of my first Wattpad story: Jackbox Culinary (Date: 10th of February, 2022)

Redraw of that kid annoying a girl with a trumpet, but with Creepy Voice annoying Cookie Masterson with bagpipes (Date: 10th of February, 2022) [DESIGNS OUTDATED]

L’averne Caverne pondering her orb & a redraw of that Cars comic where Lighting McQueen states that it’s nice to be back in Radiator Springs, but with The Wheel of Enormous Proportions preparing to answer the winner’s question (Date: 2nd of March, 2022)

There’s also a sketch of [REDACTED] dragging The Screamer to the Plinko by the legs while she screams in terror, but his legs always bothered me so i’m not posting.

The Job Job Heart by Jackbox Games (Date: 17th of March, 2022)

The funny explanation as to why my interp of The Wheel of Enormous Proportions suddenly got jacked (Date: 1st of April, 2022)

Octoputtz crying in the fetal position (Date: 5th of May, 2022)

What happens when people stream Quiplash (Date: 22nd of May, 2022)

This drawing of The Wheel of Enormous Proportions in a Victorian English maid outfit that i drew exclusively because i thought it would be funny to put a God in servants clothing {and also because The Wheel makes me feel things i don’t like admitting} and a drawing of it holding a Peep in it’s grasp to mildly prank a friend (Date: 23rd of May, 2022)

There’s also another bust doodle of The Wheel, but that one looks off so i’m not posting it.

Rue Meringue & [REDACTED] swapping clothes due to how similar their outfits’ silhouette resembles (Date: 3rd of June, 2022)

Rue Meringue but with proper freckles (Date: 4th of June, 2022)

FUN FACT: This was originally going to be apart of a series of drawings where i draw characters who’s freckles are represented only via 3 dots on their cheeks and then drawing them with more realistic freckles, however this never got realized and i stopped at Rue.

Cookie Masterson being repackaged (Date: 29th of August, 2022) [DESIGN OUTDATED]

Redraw of that comic where a grown man dresses up as a thirsty little flower but it’s The Wheel of Enormous Proportions again (Date: 23rd of October, 2022)

Realistic headshot of Greg (Date: 25th of March, 2023)

Redraw of that image of a woman looking at a man’s particularly perky pectorals that i drew to practice muscles, but it’s M. Bubz & The Wheel (Date: Actually today! But was most likely not going to see the light of day otherwise, so consider this a cheeky bonus!)

FUN FACT: I HAVE MORE, but i haven’t taken photos of them yet, so they can’t be included here as all of their dates would be labeled as “today”, which isn’t in the spirit of this masterpost, but trust me: they are equally as fun as whatever these things i showed you are.

Maybe i should really start posting these things more often...i mean some of these are REALLY good, even today compared to my improved artistic abilities. It’s a real shame that i was...and sometimes still am embarrassed to post these when i really do still like them! So i’m biting the bullet and seeing how they do.

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Going over the changes i made to my Jackbox host interps’ original design like they’re game patch notes (Pt.1)

I’ll be attempting to go over them in creation order and when i added said changes, which will be unbelievably difficult for me to do, especially with the early designs. Massive redesigns, or many additions made at the same time, will be separated and named accordingly.
Legend: 
+ = Addition or Increase (does not include hue shifting or tweaking)
• = General changes that is not an addition or removal. Bug fixes being design updates that i failed to incorporate consistently in drawings now being drawn consistently.
- = Removal or decrease (does not include hue shifting or tweaking)
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Context: Schmitty is in Cookie's apartment to help him move, mostly to get things Cookie doesn't want anymore.

Schmitty: Hey, you mind me checking your closet?

Cookie, lying on his bed from box moving soreness: Sure...

Cookie, getting up: No-wait! I can do-

Schmitty opens the closet, only to reveal an assortment of a particular brand of plushie.

Schmitty:...Are those Squishmallows?

Cookie, lying on the spot: They're not mine. They are my sister's.

Schmitty: I thought you said you were an only child?

Cookie, knowing full well he doesn't have a sister: My mom got busy in the time since i told you that.

Schmitty: If they are your sister's; why are they in your closet?

Cookie, still not willing to admit he collects Squishmallows: She always brings one whenever my mom asks to babysit her and she always keeps forgetting them, so i put them in my closet and i keep forgetting that they're in there so they keep pilling up!

Schmitty, pointing to Cookie's bed: So why is one of them on your bed?

Cookie, slightly freaking out that he forgot one while he was stuffing them in the closet: My....sister gave it to me for my birthday...and i can't throw it away because if she realizes that Hans isn't in my house, she'll start crying and be convinced that i killed him and it would make my mom very angry if she found out that i made my sister bawl her eyes out when babysitting her.

Schmitty, not buying any of it: So why do you keep "Hans" on your bed?

Cookie, taking Hans from his bed and showing it: Because he makes for a really great pillow, plus he's seen every movie ever and loves pudding!

Schmitty:...Y'know if you collect them-

Cookie: I read the tag, for washing instructions i swear!

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^ Now now Cookie, there's no shame in it. Squishmallows are all the rage these days. TikTok keeps trying to convince me to buy bunches of them!

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Cookie can certainly fib, but he should know better than to lie to a lie swatter!

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Schmitty, pacing in a circle with the script he was given after several failed takes: Ooh i'm just so ANGRY! How can i ever host Lie Swatter-or even Quiplash with all this anger in my system?!

Schmitty catches Cookie in his line of sight, seeing him get ready for YDKJ:2011

Schmitty, frantically putting a box filled with jars of his sheer anger into Cookie's grasp: HERE, A GIFT!

Cookie, surprised to receive a gift from Schmitty but even more at how it's being given to him: U-um thanks?

Schmitty, now feeling so much calmer now: Ahh....i think i'm finally ready to start reading the script again.

Cookie, from a distance: ᴏʜ ᴍʏ ɢᴏᴅ! ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ!! ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀɪᴘ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɢᴜᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴀssᴇs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ғɪʀᴇᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ-

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^ Just another day at Jackbox Games!

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Finally! An explanation as to how Schmitty got so calm and Cookie got so angry.

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Last year: someone made a prompt list that was pretty popular with the fanartists in the Jackbox community. I loved that concept so much that i spent a year planning one of my own! 

So here it is; Jackmas 2021! You can do them all, skip some or just ignore it entirely (great if you have art block).

Let me proudly introduce to you the first day of the Jackmas 2021 prompt list! I guess the people over on the Sea Minus regret getting that festive budget cruise after hearing the “top comedians” it had.

It’s cropped and unfinished but i will literally go insane trying to complete this in an hour so i will properly finish this at another date. You won’t get a proper description for it until then ether.

Nothing’s more festive than hearing random sound effect covers of christmas classics directly from your door!

Yeah i chose both options on my own multi-choice prompt because i'm indecisive.

Schmitty and Cookie look like they're building up a lot of tension (how long do you think they'll last before they start slitting each other's throats?)

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Last year: someone made a prompt list that was pretty popular with the fanartists in the Jackbox community. I loved that concept so much that i spent a year planning one of my own! 

So here it is; Jackmas 2021! You can do them all, skip some or just ignore it entirely (great if you have art block).

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The Jackbox hosts and how they fidget

So i realized overnight that the hosts of the Jackbox Party Packs probably fidget, they’re all a bunch of anxiety-ridden shit stains so they defiantly need something to keep them somewhat saine (Plus Schmitty canonically fidgets with keys). I personally hate fidget toys (i tried but i don’t get how i’m suppose to enjoy messing with stuff if it isn’t productive), i just like seeing things getting organized.

So [REDACTED] definitely fidgets with butterfly knives, it’s both dangerous and really great for occupying your hands when doing something else (because it’s not distracting, you would defiantly end up cutting yourself if you fidget with butterfly knives). Also Pop its, they’re a non distracting hand fidget, very symmetrical and even (most of the time) and make a nice pop sound every time you press the buttons (he doesn’t bring them to work since he doesn’t want people stealing them). Probably not a fan of Dimpls™ since the buttons aren’t aligned the same way as a Pop it.

Cookie probably teethes on teething rings when he’s getting REAL pissy at the staff so he wouldn’t start biting them (because he probably would let’s be real here). Also has a pacifier on his key chain to help relieve stress and he will assure you loudly and defensively that he’s NOT an adult baby and if he doesn’t have it he would get REAL stressed and break his teething ring from how hard he’s biting and eventually bite some poor intern in the neck or something else vital.

Schmitty fidgets with keys (like we’ve established) since they make a nice metallic jingle, it is very distracting for him though so he can’t really fidget with them during work. He also occasionally fidgets with Groan tubes (light up ones preferably), since he enjoys the DWWUUUUP sound they make when you rotate them (can’t use them during work for the same reason as the keys). He is allowed to bring liquid sensory timers and would prioritize using a sand timer over a digital timer if he can.

Glargan adores fidgeting with magnetic rings (he gets them exclusively in neon colors) and love trailing them across his suit and helmet. Also loves messing around with an arm Slinky and a Fushigi ball (it works better in Zero gravity, who’d of thunk it?). He also thinks zippers are cool shit and always likes fidgeting with them when he sports them at the store.

Fidget spinners. Todd, of course, has them. He had a handful of special spinners but he’s more of a purist when it comes to fidget spinners and fidget spinner collecting. He also enjoys marble meshes (only fidgets with them in private however). Has two mini spinner and will not buy another one because he regretted buying a second one. Fidgets a lot with controlers and keyboards already.

Felicia doesn’t fidget. As for she has no need for it.

Dot! (Drawful host) loves stress balls! Not the foam ones, ones with spikes or any shaggy ones, but like she likes Orbeez™ stress balls, DNA balls, fruit stress balls and some large Moj Moj jelly squishes. She cuts the mesh of her stress balls. A fan of pop tubes and monkey noodles as well. (Also has a fuzzy Tangle Jr.™ she occasionally used when she’s excited.) Doesn’t like NeeDoh™ stress balls, Kinetic sand™ or slow rising squishes. Has a lot of DIY fidget toys she made with Dixie (her favorite is her DIY Dimpls™)

Dixie (Dictionarium host) is a squishy addict. Has a couple DIY fidget toys she made with Dot! a couple times (her favorite is her DIY bike chains). She knaws on a chew tube while writing so she doesn’t chew through her pencils and pens. Has fidget rings but they aren’t magnetic like Glargan’s. She prefers foam stress balls (surprisingly) over all other types of stress balls and manipulates Kinetic sand™ when she has some free time. Also owns a Fidget pad she uses in waiting rooms and a magic puzzle ball she uses when she takes public transportation.

And finally Greg likes most fidgets that can be fidgeted with one hand and fidgets with then when he’s on breaks or at home.

I’ll do a part two eventually with some non host characters sprinkled in for funsies.

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Who thought it was remotely a good idea to put these two games in the same party pack? It’s just asking for trouble at this point...

(Also Cookie is dressed up in the fibbage 3 outfit i made since i haven’t designed his fibbage 1 & 2 outfit yet)

(Soon i’ll get to it...)

(Sooooooon.....)

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