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I'm a girl in a plant skin!

@captainfightingflower / captainfightingflower.tumblr.com

This blog is only one component of my garden of war and pointless cursed autistic doodles, resistance is futile and my army is growing per pledged allegiance. But theirs really nothing to worry about anyways... no lives (to my knowledge) were taken because of me or my actions so you're good for now i guess.
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captainfightingflower asked:
Context: Schmitty is in Cookie's apartment to help him move, mostly to get things Cookie doesn't want anymore.

Schmitty: Hey, you mind me checking your closet?

Cookie, lying on his bed from box moving soreness: Sure...

Cookie, getting up: No-wait! I can do-

Schmitty opens the closet, only to reveal an assortment of a particular brand of plushie.

Schmitty:...Are those Squishmallows?

Cookie, lying on the spot: They're not mine. They are my sister's.

Schmitty: I thought you said you were an only child?

Cookie, knowing full well he doesn't have a sister: My mom got busy in the time since i told you that.

Schmitty: If they are your sister's; why are they in your closet?

Cookie, still not willing to admit he collects Squishmallows: She always brings one whenever my mom asks to babysit her and she always keeps forgetting them, so i put them in my closet and i keep forgetting that they're in there so they keep pilling up!

Schmitty, pointing to Cookie's bed: So why is one of them on your bed?

Cookie, slightly freaking out that he forgot one while he was stuffing them in the closet: My....sister gave it to me for my birthday...and i can't throw it away because if she realizes that Hans isn't in my house, she'll start crying and be convinced that i killed him and it would make my mom very angry if she found out that i made my sister bawl her eyes out when babysitting her.

Schmitty, not buying any of it: So why do you keep "Hans" on your bed?

Cookie, taking Hans from his bed and showing it: Because he makes for a really great pillow, plus he's seen every movie ever and loves pudding!

Schmitty:...Y'know if you collect them-

Cookie: I read the tag, for washing instructions i swear!

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incorrectjackboxquotes answered:

^ Now now Cookie, there's no shame in it. Squishmallows are all the rage these days. TikTok keeps trying to convince me to buy bunches of them!

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captainfightingflower

Cookie can certainly fib, but he should know better than to lie to a lie swatter!

#jackbox games#fibbage XL#lie swatter#squishmallow#incorrect quotes#jackbox party pack#reblog
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Cookie: I am a real person, maybe we have a bad connection i'm sorry about that.

Player: Will you tell me...you're not a robot? Just say "i'm not a robot" please?

Cookie:...

Cookie: I am a real person...

Player: I mean i believe you, but will you just say "i'm not a robot"?

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incorrectjackboxquotes answered:

^ Players can't trust anything in these games anymore.

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Yeah, i mean do we have to start showing the hosts captchas to make sure we ain’t accidentally talking to a robot version of themselves? 

Nothing against robots, but i can’t talk to a robot about things like the human condition; they can’t even feel emotions yet!

#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#fibbage#incorrect quotes#reblog
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captainfightingflower asked:

Sadly no highlighting text to prove it's legitimacy, i had a hard time changing the pfp like how i normally do.

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incorrectjackboxquotes answered:

No doubts here, that sounds EXACTLY like something he would say.

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Yeah, the second i saw that tweet i just had to [REDACT-fy it! He would totally say this in cannon.

#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#trivia murder party#fake tweet#incorrect quotes#reblog
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Okay, so i know you guys are all freaking out about the new content that came out for The Jackbox Party Pack 9, but shouldn’t we be bringing up the fact that this content was added in a patch a month after the game released and wasn’t included from launch? 

Shouldn’t we be concerned that Jackbox Games might be experimenting with the process of releasing unfinished games and patching them later?

ESPECTIALLY since they constantly insist on releasing their Packs yearly despite the fact that their Party Packs are taking more and more time to finish?

I don’t know about you; but that thought makes me very, very fearful for the future....

#jackbox games#the jackbox party pack 9#jackbox party pack#release now patch later moto#concerning information#if you want to sign my petition to ask Jackbox Games to take a break; now's the time
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curedestiny4 asked:

I’m sorry for spooking you for specifics on the Jackbox Party Packs, I was just too eager to learn about your perspective of said franchise. Really, I just feel it needs more attention…

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My perspective of the Party Packs? Alright.

  • The Jackbox Party Pack: Pretty fun!
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 2: Gotta be in a specific mood, but fun.
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 3: A bit overrated but not bad.
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 4: Underrated!
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 5: It's okay.
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 6: Very nice!
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 7: The perfect Pack, the hype is real!
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 8: Fucking shit.
  • The Jackbox Party Starter: Completely pointless.
  • The Jackbox Party Pack 9: Makes me so irrationally angry.

Hope this informs you on my opinion!

#my opinion#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#ask#(Happy Halloween!)
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curedestiny4 asked:

Out of all the monsters in “Monster Seeking Monster”, who would you love to date? Remember, it doesn’t matter powers nor acing dates!

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Why are you guys asking me this? Like this is so specific, what's bringing you people to ask me these very specific Jackbox related questions? Like this is the second time someone has asked me a very specific Jackbox related question (first one i am not answering until Anon Hour starts).

If they pass the Harkness test i will date them and i am not ready to date yet. That's all you need to know.

#no seriously this is very weird#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#monster seeking monster#ask
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Foggy Facts with Old man but IRL! Made this rocking chair using used popsicle/corndog sticks & wooden skewers, toothpicks and a cork from my bottlecap collection (as well as love and a LOT of time!)

Old man himself is just a wild fruit i plucked from the bushes back in elementary and put into my special box, where once i opened it again years later it got all dry and wrinkly. I kept it for some reason and then years later again i stuck googly eyes onto it!

Posted a bit later than my Twitter post, but hey: i’m a busy gal.

#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#You don't know jack: 2015#woodcraft#fanart
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captainfightingflower asked:

Cookie, phasing in and out of existence: O̷͚̮̺͚̟̪̦͘H̷̤̻̪͛͆̈̀̀̄̽͋͋-̵͖͇̜̞̳͇̱̘̱̃̍͊ͅ ̴̨̬̪̣̺͓̭̣̬͔̣̳͇͊̅̏̋̎̌̿͂̒̍́͜͝ͅ ̸͖̯̝̓͗̔͐̄͒̐́͒̽̿̀̈́̂̚ ơ̴̢̗͉͔̟̇̃̓̈́̈̆̅̓̀͘͝H̵͖͔̥̠͍̠͖͓̟̳̐͆̈́̅͜

Schmitty: PTHHH-haha... if you had sex with a router; that's what it would sound like.

Cookie: Ḩ̵̻̯͔̱̤͎͈͔̰̐̒͂̋̆͆̑̀̾́͘ͅa̴̧̢̧̨̨̤̘̝̙̤̠͈̠̦͑̽̓͒̈́̍͂̾͐̈́̍̌͜͝͝-̵̡̨͕͚̗̗͈̼̥͙̈́͆͑͗͌̀͒̿̔̑̊̽̕ ̸̧̟̘̲̱̬̪̙͔̙̖̆ͅh̷̡̨̜̳̘͚̭̜͉̼̻́̿̋̓́́̍́͋̐Ą̶̟̼͗ ̴̨̛̦̞̻̻͙̏͛̋̿͌͑̂̚͠ͅ-̴̡̤̟̥̺̞̟̥̀͒̓͐̔͂̈̄̽̈́̾̚̚͝ȃ̵̰̫̹̟͖͐̈́̐̉͂̚̚͝!̴̧̨̢̪͈̫̠͇̭̙̼́̋

Schmitty: HAHAHAHAHA!

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incorrectjackboxquotes answered:

^ Man, I hate it when that happens.

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captainfightingflower

At least Cooks and Schmit are having a nice laugh ‘bout it.

#you don't know jack: full stream#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#incorrect quotes#reblog
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captainfightingflower asked:
Look, i'm not just a "Traumatized little cupcake that needs care and affection."; i'm also a killer who has done inexcusable things to people who didn't deserve it simply for my amusement!

-[REDACTED], probably.

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incorrectjackboxquotes answered:

^ But you are still our baby boy.

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captainfightingflower

And also a killer, don’t forget about the murder!

#trivia murder party#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#incorrect quotes#reblog
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Anonymous asked:

what’s the appeal of drawing hcs of disembodied voices from party games getting their guts ripped out, dismembered, about to be cannibalized, or masturbating? just wondering, its just a PARTY game, i don’t understand;-;

I think it's because in cannon the disembodied voices from party games talk about ripping each other's guts out, dismembering each other (both Cookie Masterson), eating people (The Wheel of Enormous Proportions) and touching themselves (Schmitty).

Seriously, the disembodied voices from party games are a menace to society.

#jellyvision#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#you don't know jack#the wheel of enormous proportions#anon#ask
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The sheer amount of people not realizing that binjpipe is only working on Circus dad and that Cookie is just the announcer for the trailer when Quixort was revealed is honestly infuriating!

THIS ISN’T FULL STREAM 2! CALM DOWN!!!

#quixort#jackbox party pack#jackbox games#this is NOT full stream 2#it's blatantly obvious...you-you guy's seriously aren't that bad at context clues?!#unrelated: but the trailer almost made me weep in despair because i couldn't see a soul behind it#if i had a nickel it would be 2 nickels
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my studying is almost done so I can rest bc I made it out good yaay. and I can post these finally

1-4 - I love these actual moments or incorrect quotes that I find on (god bless) tumblr blogs…

5 - oh god oh fuck Billy and Cookie switched bodies-

6 - my favourite quip and my attempts to make an good humanization

7 - Cookie didn’t style his hair um lol-

8, 9 - sorry I love to draw myself buut here’s also some jackbox sketches so..

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captainfightingflower

Oh @incorrectjackboxquotes​, i bet you weren’t expecting THIS one to get drawn huh?

#jackbox games#jackbox party pack#You Don't Know Jack#bidiots#incorrect quotes#reblog#necro-acid#incorrectjackboxquotes#fun fact: this quote is derived from a sketch by Les Appendices!#fighting flower#ms paint
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