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I'm a girl in a plant skin!

@captainfightingflower / captainfightingflower.tumblr.com

This blog is only one component of my garden of war and pointless cursed autistic doodles, resistance is futile and my army is growing per pledged allegiance. But theirs really nothing to worry about anyways... no lives (to my knowledge) were taken because of me or my actions so you're good for now i guess.
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Anonymous asked:

hey, can you drop some facts about ydkj hosts? like, any kind, any hosts. it seems like you know much about them.

Oh okay! I'll only drop a few because we'd be here all day otherwise, i donate a bunch of the facts i find to trivia sections on the Jackbox Fandom wiki because i REALLY love giving out facts to people! I mostly don't since i need actual sources so they don't get removed since most of them seem like vandalism when they are very much cannon.

Also, you're getting the others, because it's my blog god damn it!

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You guys be sleeping on the Bracketeering bettors for real...

Each and every one of their designs are absolute bangers! Every single one of them looks so unique, there’s only two that i would say look alike and even then, not by that much.

Seriously, look at these designs and tell me they don’t go hard!

Like where’s their fanart? Where is it? The only fanart i ever see from this game is people’s interps of Dandelion, never these guys!

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Elizbeth: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

The Keeper: Mood to the max!

Dandelion: Tubular af!

Schmitty: Groovy, i hate it.

Dr. Ro: If she breathes, she's a square!

Cookie: What doesn't kill me should've tried harder.

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^ I feel like I should have posted this quote before.

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But ‘cha didn’t! So i did it for you.

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Dandilion: I bet you guys can't make a sentence without the letter "A"!

Elizibeth Randa: You thought you just did something there didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Everyone else: Fuck you.

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^ :O

Dixie would be so proud.

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She would!

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Dr. Ro, recording her voice with her cellphone: DODE has re-adapted to earth quite successfully, while Dandilion and Glargan are very excitedly taking part in earth culture! The one thing the two haven't quite grasped-

Glargan, after an audible mug shatter from the other room: AH! WHY DOES IT STILL DO THAT?!

Dr. Ro: ...yet is-

Dandilion drops his pen mid-air and instinctively looks upwards for it.

Dr. Ro: ...gravity...gravity is very hard for them.

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The funny thing is that irl astronauts who have returned to earth after spending a lot of time living in the space station also forget that gravity exists!

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