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#blather 'round – @captainfightingflower on Tumblr
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I'm a girl in a plant skin!

@captainfightingflower / captainfightingflower.tumblr.com

This blog is only one component of my garden of war and pointless cursed autistic doodles, resistance is futile and my army is growing per pledged allegiance. But theirs really nothing to worry about anyways... no lives (to my knowledge) were taken because of me or my actions so you're good for now i guess.
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Anonymous asked:

hey, can you drop some facts about ydkj hosts? like, any kind, any hosts. it seems like you know much about them.

Oh okay! I'll only drop a few because we'd be here all day otherwise, i donate a bunch of the facts i find to trivia sections on the Jackbox Fandom wiki because i REALLY love giving out facts to people! I mostly don't since i need actual sources so they don't get removed since most of them seem like vandalism when they are very much cannon.

Also, you're getting the others, because it's my blog god damn it!

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Elizbeth: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

The Keeper: Mood to the max!

Dandelion: Tubular af!

Schmitty: Groovy, i hate it.

Dr. Ro: If she breathes, she's a square!

Cookie: What doesn't kill me should've tried harder.

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^ I feel like I should have posted this quote before.

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But ‘cha didn’t! So i did it for you.

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The Keeper: Elevator smell is so libidinous!

Elizbeth, impressed but not amused: You are always using words.

The Keeper, pointing to the Dictionarium: Well they’re just sitting there.

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Language is so Brobdingnagian, might as well use some of them!

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Dandilion: I bet you guys can't make a sentence without the letter "A"!

Elizibeth Randa: You thought you just did something there didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Everyone else: Fuck you.

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^ :O

Dixie would be so proud.

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She would!

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Blather 'Round hostess: Remember, when someone's mean to you; what do you do?

[REDACTED]: Kill them, rip their teeth out and feed their intestines to my dog?

Blather 'Round hostess:...Exactly!

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^ STOP! ENCOURAGING HIM!!!

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Well it’s not like you can stop him! I think...

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