kissing boys and crying pretty

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From Beyond the Grave poster art by R. Lamb, 1974.

Do you ever have the sudden urge to airbrush something onto the side of a van?

Well, I can only do what I can do, and even though today I can look at the world and see everything I CAN'T do, that isn't going to do much for me. Which is to say, I've got like two skills, and painting pretty character portraits is one of them.

If you donate $30+ to one of the following organizations, whichever cause you are particularly drawn to, and show me the confirmation, I will paint a portrait of a person of your choosing and post the digital copy for you. If you donate $50+, I will mail you the original (US or internationally).

You can check my art tag to see what I do in more detail than this:

Donation options:

Planned Parenthood

Palestinian Children's Relief Fund

Razom Ukraine

Indigenous Food & Agriculture Initiative

Note on art requests: I will ask you for several pictures of whoever you want me to paint and will work off that, since only some images I can work with. If you'd prefer a painting of someone personal to you rather than an actor/character, I'm open to it. Original paintings are likely to be 8x8".

Feel free to reblog this, if it goes too far I'll cut things off at some point because I have finite painting time, but I'm certainly willing to do a number so please go throw some money at people who need it!

So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

alright everyone

everyone leave some milk and cookies out for destiel

here's what we know so far

15?? More like 5.

if you've been in one but not sure if you should count it (stopping in an airport, for instance) count it

bonus:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

and a merry boop to all <3

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email