Capancakes at Midnight

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

i was laying on my Fucking Cat

sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me

THEY'RE RATIOING ME IN MY TUMBLRS

Yo! Autistic-fuckwad!!! I saw you on Pinterest once!!!

YOURE TELLING ME THEY PUT ME ON PINTEREST???

this post keeps getting funnier sometimes. its such an amalgam. yes my name is Autistic Fuckwad

I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn't care for it

Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Absolutely genuis

Every few minutes, someone honks. The woman behind the wheel shifts and lowers her sunglasses to glare at the circling cars in the rearview mirror. Vultures. Let them curse. She keeps her doors locked and her phone battery charged. Penelope has been waiting in the arrivals lot for far too long, and she refuses to give up her place for anyone.

clue memes i made because this fandom is severely lacking in memes

Danny Phantom fics in a nutshell:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

Egg

OH

Milk in a cookie cup

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

I don't think we fully comprehend how perfect Parker is for the role of Mastermind. In the Pilot, every one of them notices how good Nate is at his job and comments on it but it's more like light teasing 'admit it you had fun' or the more nudging 'did y'all notice how we totally rocked it as a team last night'.

But PARKER is the only one who notices and comments differently. Parker asks how he knows the number of guards and when he says to note the haircuts she doesn't throw a fit or pretend to just gloss over it. She notes that he noticed that while it escaped her eyes. She's the one who says things like 'here's the thing, I'm really good at this one thing but you- you can see the whole plan.'

Parker is the one who jumps in on the planning the most aside from Sophie. She takes note of everything like it's a safe to be cracked - she's careful, methodical, precise, but has fun with it her own way. Parker is the first of them to venture of for a job on her own to save someone she loves. And at the end of the episode she's the one calling the play because Nate trusts her judgement, which I must say is a rare case considering how much he relishes having control in the con (which would be another text post essay I guess)

Parker's also the only one who had a solo episode focusing on how to combine all the roles. She did the Broken Wing Job stunningly, and I think that's where the seeds of her shift of roles turn into a full fledged sapling.

Also Parker and Nate both have this very old school meets chaos meets emotional detachment fuelled scariness when it comes to cons. It's not what makes them great masterminds but it's what makes them interesting ones. And like we see in Redemption, Parker's evolved to a point in leverage co where she can read into the job like a safe with only a hatchbolt as a lock and walk off just like Nate did. I know people consider Hardison Nate's surrogate child but to me it seems Parker has always been kinda his legacy.

@rembrandtswife: #it is so important to me that nate hands off the mastermind role to parker#the typical white guy leader figure handing off to the neurodivergent young woman#maybe it's a mistake to read either parker or hardison as a substitute child for nate#maybe part of his arc is learning to live without fatherhood

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there's a discord server dedicated to hating on me

GUYS???

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of