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i think the problem is i do not actually want to be online i want to be with my friends and walking through a beautiful wooded glade and walking barefoot in a stream and instead i have. *looks out window* a highway and two warehouses and some cigarette butts

There's a lesson here

Hand Sanitizer breaks the cycle of time

That works for me

a gentle reminder that you just need to make things a tiny bit better for your future self. reading one page, writing one sentence, getting half of a task done, it’s still good.

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright