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🌟Tuesday (2sday) Dragonslayer🌟Adult (30+)✨They/Them/He/Him🌟White🌟Queer✨🌟Really likes Final Fantasy 14🌟Super likes Urianger Augurelt🌟Header drawn by myself, Icon drawn by @zombiesockfuckinglovescardfight🦐
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Poly and Married to @dustedbooksandreadingnooks (i call him husband/Keathan/Kizuna) (who drew my icon!) and also someone else who doesn’t really have social media 🤷 (I call ‘em spouse/Talia OuO) (5/23 edit: the #spawn speece tag is just my silly way of tagging stuff I want to show them/make my boy see 😌)

Commissions are Currently Open! Check them out [Here]

My tagging system is Not Very Consistent but I try to tag Final Fantasy 14 spoilers with either ‘#spoilers’ ‘#xiv spoilers’ or ‘#[expansion name] spoilers’ for well over the two week embargo because I have a bad sense of time and some of my mutuals are sprouts! I want to allow people to experience the story as blind as they like. I tend to queue posts more than immediately reblog them ☺️

[Close ups of the Couch shot here] Speaking of XIV, I’ve recently made Character Bio’s for some of my OC’s. You can find them here; [Chuusday] [Tuesday] [Ishi’li] [Mochiie] [Levraut] [Colette] [Tangy] I also have a couple side characters which all get lumped together under [#Side Squad] but they also have individual name tags if you know who you’re after 🫣

I’ve also put together a couple Spotify Playlists for my Oc’s, there’s a post of them [Here]

Also for the curious I play on Aether, mostly Siren but I have a couple on alts Gilgamesh that see rare play.

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………… I know we just try not to think abt it but like……

Do you think the major cities have plumbing? Like. Toilets. The fountains you can easily wave off as being water crystal powered or whatever I hardly think it’s indicative necessarily as concrete plumbing evidence

Ishgard at least confirmed does NOT have indoor plumbing, at least for toilets. There's an NPC that you can catch simping for Artoirel where, if you confront her, she makes the excuse she's on her way to visit the latrine.

So at least 1 city state confirmed DOESN'T.

As for Ul'dah, I just always assumed those tunnels you escape through are a sewer.

oh I thought an evening constitutional was just a Walk in the Evening XD For improved blood flow and the like- but I’d also believe they didn’t have indoor plumbing, being built on their weird Edge Of A Cliff situation, where their front is basically facing a sheer drop. (Or their back? Idk.)

Though those underground tunnels being a sewer makes a lot of sense 🤔

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"These shitty cups are plastic so we have to make the clinking noise with our mouths"

Found out both U'nia and Chuu are both just poor souls that would LOVE a vacation. So what better excuse to ship them off to a secluded island where the troubles of Eorzea CAN NOT find them. This was really fun to pose x3

Featuring U'nia from @cindernet-explorer Shaders used are Wi-Fi's Tsuyukasa Fairy's Lavender and ! Neneko's Colorful

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The stars fucking align

by next week we’ll stop digging and we’ll be able to start climbing out of our debts and paying our friends back and paying credit cards and getting back on hormones eventually and getting new work shoes so the disintegrated ones can go in the garbage S O B S

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