you know what day it is?

THATS RIGHT, ITS WATERMELON WOLF WEDNESDAY

AWOOOOOOOOO

@ashadowonthesea

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

KING SHIT FR

my dad, teaching me how to grill: now the heat takes care of a lot but if you were really homophobic you might be looking at the thing, asking yourself, is this clean?

me, desperately keeping a straight face: dad do you mean germophobic

Took purple Dave on a walk to eat some grass today

I want this as a notebook though. I bet the paper quality is great and that's a classy cover.

Alas, it is sounds like it is difficult to get a hold of.

From what I can gather, it was something a Liechtenstein law firm gave to their employees one Christmas year as a joke gift.

I don’t think too many copies of it are around.

I want this as a gag joke to any Maritime lawyer I know.

"What book are you currently reading?"

Me, who just finished the page, holding it into the air: "Liechtenstein Maritime Law"

"O damn, is that as boring as it sounds?"

Me, picking up a pen: "I don't know, I haven't written it yet."

this is how hollow mind went right

Hollow mind be like

I saw this post and knew what I had to do. I legit stopped drawing to make this really quick.

Lilith Clawthorne doesn’t give nicknames she does Nicolas names. Edalyn, Hootsifer, Luzura… she loves to add syllables

"Eat Cops"

Garfield graffiti seen in Indianapolis, Indiana

i will use like and literally 10 times in a sentence because im pretty and my meat is huge

Sometimes I'm a boy or a guy but I'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

Mewtwo….

MENTAI: HENTAI FOR MEN

why is this based on my likes

I think that one’s on you chief

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

LET GO!!!!!!