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Daniil Dankovsky's defense attorney

@candicewright / candicewright.tumblr.com

Hey! I'm Candice | Queer | They/Them | BBC Merlin, MXTX, 2ha, and Pathologic. I occasionally write and draw stuff. Nets 🦋🐰 🌟Comissions closed🌟
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People fighting over their favorite characters is crazy to me because. Yes this one committed mass murder. Yes that one went around killing people just for fun. Yeah that one manipulated everyone for years in between murder plots. Of course that one carried out a revenge plot for over a decade.

And they're all extremely valid and sexy for it so what's the problem?????

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ive realised there isnt a huge market for shakespeare shit posts

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mr-craig

There isn’t a huge market but I’d still eat Claudio’s heart there.

Reblog if you’re the target market for Shakespeare shitposts.

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necarion

Though this be madness, there are reblog in it.

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lazaefair

If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended-- / That you have but reblogged here / While these shitposts did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a meme

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theleakypen

Do you shitpost at us, sir?

No, sir, I do not shitpost at you, sir, but I shitpost, sir.

Do you quarrel, sir?

Quarrel, sir? No, sir.

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If the psychiatrist today tells me nothing is wrong with me and I don't have adhd at least I know I can write some smut to de-stress

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handsmotif

yk I haven’t met anyone with adhd who isn’t just a fucking comedian like I think everyone with adhd just has the best sense of humor

we gotta be funny so people don’t get annoyed with us as much

Also people just think you’re wild for having thoughts and speaking them out loud we could be eating pizza and I be like “Ya know I wish I could have unlimited pizza just always be able to open up my fridge and have a few cold slices there” and they just die laughing “omg you’re so funny!!!!!!!!!” guys it wasn’t even funny yall just don’t have thoughts

“ guys it wasn’t even funny yall just don’t have thoughts “

I hate how true this is.

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Anonymous asked:

Bruhhhhh...😭 I've always seen tweets like "oomf said this" "oomf complained" and I've always thought it was like a subset of yizhan fandom and I've never bothered to find out more . Today I learnt that it stands for "one of my followers " and I've never felt more stupid😂😂😂 I was this 🤏 close to asking you about it too

If it makes you feel better, I didn't know that was even a thing until this moment😂😂😂

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jayswing101

Here I was reading "oomf" like it was an onomatopoeia. Literally thought it just stood for the sound "oom-ff" 😂😂😂

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Anonymous asked:

I love yibo omg i love him, he's capital b BOLD!!! he knows all the speculation about the necklace, he knows a fuck ton of people associate the necklace with bjyx and yet he still wears it out for everyone to see on a big show. Like, even if they're not together and necklace has nothing do with xz, it's incredible that he still wears it like that because it shows he doesn't care that ppl thinks he's in a m/m relationship even if it's not true, because a lot of male idols would hate that fr

He’s incredible, honestly. I aspire to be as brave as him one day lmao. I think you’re right and that it says a lot about him that he still wears the necklace at all, let alone wear it out. I don’t even know what else to say, he’s just an amazing human being.

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rainbowsky

I love his boldness too. One of my favorite things about him is that he is so irreverent and defiant in how he approaches the entitled attitudes of others. The more people seem to want to control or influence his behavior the more he seems to want to show he’s not their puppet.

And if GG gave it to him, that’s all the more reason he’d be, “Fuck y’all you’re not going to stop me from wearing this.”

Whatever the true origin of the necklace, I love that he’s wearing it openly again. He can wear what he wants. I love that he knows that and isn’t allowing himself to be bullied into dropping it. I love that he clearly doesn’t GAF about others seeing him as gay. It’s tougher as an actual gay to do that.

Love him so much.

I don’t know if it’s just me but I feel like both of them are giving off more and more “idgaf what you think” attitude. Like a year ago, I would say gg is still trying to be more hidden in some ways. But his recent interview where he was like “Good luck” to someone being single….LOL Maybe after seeing all the nasty things in the industry, the just decide to be more bold and stop caring what others think of them.

All of this!

XZ really threw me for a loop with that response this week. He’s still careful, but he’s learned a lot too.

It’s not surprising that he used to be very lenient towards his fans; his journey into the industry makes it that way. I’m sure he was shocked at the number of fans he’d gained at the start of his career, and I’m sure it was even more jarring when the number skyrocketed after staying stable for the first couple of years.

It makes sense that he’d want to protect his success. His success in his previous career is so different from his success as a celebrity. Fame is easy to lose, and when that pays the bills, keeping up the success is a necessity. And, in the beginning, success is very much tied to the number of fans someone has, especially because that someone will have less experience and less say in the industry.

His kindness and gratefulness for his fans has never been and will never be an act, but he has most definitely suppressed a lot of anger (and other emotions) at some of the things some fans have done, specifically after CQL (i.e. making him miss a flight and having to stay in the airport overnight). I highly doubt he’ll show anger outright or even slyly, but I definitely expect him/ his studio to act harsher when dealing with fans who cross the line. (They’re already starting to.)

The last couple of months were the breaking point. Now that he’s back for good AND has a very stable platform, he can let himself be a bit more free in terms of fans and fan interactions. He has good merit backing him up now.

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And WYB… what to say about this one… he never fails to make me take several double takes.

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They’re just out here fighting for themselves (and, along the way, perhaps also for what they share).

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madtomedgar

Lan Xichen and Wei Wuxian are the only two people who can really read Lan  Wangji’s face (and Lan Sizhui to a lesser extent). Being able to tell his brother’s moods had always been a good thing for Lan Xichen. That was, until Wei Wuxian came to stay at the Cloud Recesses. Because he can’t not see it. He can’t not see the exorbitant, excessive, and frankly unfair number of times his baby brother (and chief cultivator but that’s less important) walks in and he can just tell. five minutes before this, they were fucking. Not only does he not need or want detailed information on when, where, and how often his baby brother is getting laid, but no one else around him has any clue, and no one is left alive who would believe him if he told them (who he is on speaking terms with). And Lan Xichen always. knows. 

There has even been a time or two where it was just him, or just him and Lan Jingyi, when Lan Wangji walked in and Lan Xichen just looked at him. Disgusted. and said “seriously? it’s 10 am! you were gone for less than fifteen minutes!”

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