every guy ive hooked up with this year has decided to contact me at the exact same time wow hey amazing what the fuck

I NEED SOMEBODY TO FIGHT WITH.

after leaving a pair of panties at a guy's house, how do you go about asking for them without it being awkward?

i am 2 seconds away from shoving a tampon up my nose. or... using a vacuum to suction the mucus from my face. 

seriously

but facebook doe..

i really do hate everyone.

so, i'm watching "a serbian film" this weekend.. why do i already regret this?

they should rename facebook to "fuckbook"

i'd be ecstatic if i never had to see your stupid face ever again