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Corruption Chuuya.
♫ Songs that inspired this piece for you all to chew on are "The Change" by Evanescence as well as "Blue-Exosuite-Tokyoto-1" from the Blue Exorcist Kyoto Saga OST.
Art Date: July 21 2024
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
you all know there's other posts on here to reblog right
everybody else deactivate your account these two need the room for a second
y'all are tagging posts like recipe website commenters
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ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant
he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.
he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.
he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.
i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.
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Source: x.com
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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Osamu: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.
Kiyoomi, used to Atsumu: Those are never comforting words coming from a Miya.
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Suna: There's a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot.
Suna: Atsumu and Osamu use that line as a jump rope.
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Lev: aren't you going to say "have a nice day"?
Yaku: I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day
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“If we have a smegging compass Jeremy, you don’t need to look at the farting sun, because you’ve got a compass in your shitting hand Jeremy.”
“You retarded fuck!”
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Cooper: Why should I make my bed if I will just unmake it to go to sleep?
Clint: Why should I feed you if you are just going to die anyway?
Cooper: …
Cooper: I’m going to go make my bed now.
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Clint, entering: I just came to—
Clint: [sees Lila shoving Nate into the washing machine while Cooper records and Kate watches]
Clint, retreating: ... Something suddenly came up.
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Tony: So, Clint, are you hanging out with us tonight?
Clint: Sorry guys. I got plans with Laura.
Sam: Oh come on, dude! You know what they say, bros before h—
Clint: [glares at Sam]
Sam: ...your wife.
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Tony: What language were Homer’s The Iliad and The Odyssey written in?
Steve: Greek?
Tony: Wrong! Barton?
Clint: Greek?
Tony: Correct!
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Clint: Open the door!
Kate: It’s stuck. Well, guess we have to spend some quality time together!
Clint: HELP!!!
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Megumi: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don’t know, I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something … maybe sighed heavily. The list goes on.
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Megumi: A parking ticket? Fuck you, Tokyo. Yuuji: Nice. How fast? Megumi: Did you just ask me how fast I was going on a parking ticket?