Hello all, tis I the (un)official way of interacting with the government of Canada we are here to answer your Canada questions
And to act as a gimmick blog
Notably there are two other Canada’s they are @definitely-canada and @canada-with-a-blog I am the third
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
Who is this man
It’s Patrick Stewart!
where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this
(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)
"Such rains, which meteorologists are calling an extratropical storm, may change the course of the region's weather in months and years to come as the air retains more moisture"
What the fff-heck is a pear wiggler?
Bonjour hi!
I'm @the-real-canada and I'm actually just the whole country of Canada. I'm a whole adult and I use all pronouns.
Saw all the gimmick blogs having fun and got jelly.
DNI: Racists, homophobes, transphobes, other people who suck I have a block button and I will use it.
Pls be nice to Quebec I don't have a favourite province pftttt whattttt
Hello! @the-real-canada, hey folks, (@canada-with-a-blog, @definitely-canada) we got a new one!
there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website
dewe awe gimmick bwogs da wikes of which yoo cannot conceive on dis goddamn website UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
Achievement unlocked!
Distant rumbling
HERE THEY COME
CHAAAAARGE!!!!
@putting-gangle-in-places @putting-zooble-in-places @putting-kinger-in-places @putting-ragatha-in-places @putting-jax-in-places @putting-kaufmo-in-places @putting-pomni-in-places @weezer-on-blue @putting-chell-in-places @puttinabstractedkaufmoinplaces @putting-barrel-monkeys-in-places @putting-mannequins-in-places @putting-gloinks-in-places @putting-queenie-in-places @putting-exit-door-in-places @putting-rick-in-places @putting-sun-and-moon-in-places @putting-stanley-in-places @putting-spaceboy-in-places @putting-glados-in-random-places @putting-j-in-places @putting-caine-in-places @putting-cooler-kinger-in-places @putting-cyn-in-places @putting-v-in-places @putting-vincent-in-places @putting-morty-in-places
IM WEAK WHY DID YOU TAG SO MANY PLACES BLOGS????
I’m not kidding I literally just put “putting-” followed by a single letter on the keyboard (yes I tried all of them) and just clicked on all the places blogs
PAINTERS HAVE WE GOTTEN TO THEM YET? IF NOT GRAB YOUR FUCKING PAINTBRUSHES AND GO GO GO!!!
@painting-red @the-redpainter @the-bazzow-painter @the-orange-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-green-painter @the-teal-painter @the-blue-painter @the-pink-painter @the-white-painter @the-gray-painter @the-rainbow-painter @the-void-painter @the-pixel-painter @the-mystery-painter @happy-little-painter @the-not-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-doodle-painter @the-bird-painter @the-pride-painter @the-mew-painter @the-weezer-painter @the-deep-fry-painter @the-scribbles-painter @the-sus-painter @thecroissantpainter @the-lesbian-painter @the-purple-painter @the-trans-painter @the-stormy-painter @raidpainter @the-icy-painter @the-sad-painter @the-howling-painter @the-bisexual-painter @the-gumball-painter @the-chaotic-doodle-painter @the-scaly-painter @the-duck-painter @the-firey-painter @the-inverted-painter @the-collage-painter @the-high-saturation-painter @the-pony-painter @the-mewtwo-painter @the-agender-painter @the-gay-painter @the-ghost-painter @the-xenogender-painter
This post has been amogifyed!
We are now making Hatsune Miku our new Prime Minister effective immediately
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
cries
I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
While I'm sure a lot of people would agree with this post, I didn't mention any day of the week nor brought up color theory, so unless people take this reply as a challenge this is gonna be just another flop
I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.
I mean you could write
a haiku. Those work sometimes.
Haikus are hard though.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.
I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.
im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me
red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂
Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something
Xoxo
-Designer
I think y’all are missing the point here.
You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around
I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”
like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.
this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities
MUSEUM TIME
I think you're neutral good :)
awwww, thanks!
time of year i remind every cane user to get an ice pick so you dont fall and die
almost biffed it in a fucking parking lot so time for me to repeat this. if you are a cane user in the northern hemisphere its time to get an ice spike coming in the mail BEFORE the ice forms.
@phantomwinds and @strawbebbynya asked in the tags if anyone had advice for winterizing a rollator walker, i dont use a rollator very often but I'd suggest using zip ties around the wheels as improv tire chains. disclaimer that ive never done this before personally but its advice ive seen wheelchair users share.
i appreciate that this is still in circulation and i can see the pre-autumn wave of reblogs picking up lol. ice pick is not a gimmick its genuinely useful and can be a life saver. every year winter reaches further towards the equator and new people are finding themselves at risk of ice with no experience for how to keep safe
Every once in a while
this button lookin' real shinny
chile's true form
I will donate all the land I can to aid in the formation of true Chile
They should make a girl that likes me that's geographically close to me
Scientifically impossible, you have to pick one
Trans
i am not >:c
Trans
NUH UH
Trans
shush
Trans
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR URL?
Trans
shush
Trans
IM GETTING GANGED UP ON BY THE WHOLE FUCKING FOUNDATION
Trans
SHUSH
Trans.
SILENCE FOOLS
Trans.
NUH UH
Trans.
I AM NOT!
Trans.
NUH UH
NUH UH
Trans.
I AM NOT!
Trans.
I AM NOT
Trans.
I AM NOT!
Trans.
Trans.
I AM NOT
TRANS! X3
Trans >:3
NUH UH
Trans
NUH UH.
Trans.
I AM NOT
Trans
YOURE OLDER THAN ME
”YOURE” referring to the mod or the gimmick
Gimmick
yes. I am much old. I am also much wise. as a much wise island, I do not rescind my earlier statement
Trans
FUCK
Trans
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
why not
Because I am man
or are you
SHUSH IM NOT
or are you
I’m pretty sure (35% sure)
so as far as you know and can tell, there is a much more than nonzero chance you are trans?
Yes (34% sure I’m not trans)
It’s not like it’s a big chance
but it is a chance
A Chance
65% chance of what - being completely trans or just not cis?
Not cis
Trans
