you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

Praying he dies before taking office lmao

"okay so heres what we'll do, once everyone's in the world we're taking a picture in front of whatever the fuck this thing is- no we're not, that's the twin towers and that's a plane, we're NOT doing that"

lives rent free in my fucking head and no yall DONT get context on where thats from

(deadpan) "we found 9/11 re-depicted in legos"

(everyone loses their shit in the background)

I have a feeling Titan was there because he always seems to be around when these things happen

all of my posts online can feel physical pain btw

cool! anyone else

Punches this post in the balls and gives it testicular torsion

hoppous of tumblr, what is your wisdom

just become a hoppou then lol

Nah you know how things are, it don't work like that Ama

Op doesn't know how to use a honey dipper

no context

His name is Felix Cipher and yeah he's got this delusion that he's a reborn H*tler and he has an egg laying fetish which is concerning given how many snakes he owns

YOU FUCKING DID FIND MY TUMBLR WHY DID YOU JUST SEND AN ANONYMOUS ASK YOU GOOBER

because it's funny :3

GOOBER ARE YE

I guess he was hiding...Among Us

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER

REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.

also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate

if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula

LAIKA !

Also paranormal had a canonically gay guy in it just saying

I feel the 16ft tall skeleton from Kubo certainly deserves a mention

Laika are goddamn ARTISTS and MASTERS OF THEIR CRAFT. Look at the animation on Kubo and tell me it doesn’t feel more like CGI than stop motion sometimes because it’s so smooth.

I love them so much.

IT WAS REALLY THAT BIG

THIS IS (primarily) STOP MOTION)

Also all the little things just look so fun to make. Like imagine making a little flower.

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

next year you can reblog this is 2030

I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

Conclusion: The Count from Sesame Street is a VOC (Vampire of Color), and we stan

wild ass conversation

also @camscam18 (they wanted me to tag them for this lmao)

Well if you're reading this Happy Birthday Ethan your birthday freaked out the entire group chat

RB to see how others think-- also, what territory you're from and version of English you speak! (this is to settle a thing I am pondering)

in case you need further context: this beaft of yore

OP just curious where exactly are you from that you don't call it a bathrobe?

I think they mean milkers

Ah my mistake

Here you go

nah, i think they want Boobies

Man you people really like birds

Here you are showing tits and boobies but not one single cock-of-the-rock

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

Her sign is Scorus! It might not make much sense given her blood color but I love her regardless :>

Hehehe also I named her after a deity because she's the only troll I've found with white hair so she's a special little angel

normal halloween fantasy world w/ vampires & monsters & all that good jazz but the skeletons are just normal people who happen to be deceased but stuck around

like ghosts get the option to stay w/ their corpses instead of passing on so now everyone’s family is made up of like 3 living generations and your great-aunt Bernadine

sometimes family members die but decides to like. stick around. there’s a polite period of seclusion while their corpse goes through the decaying process, bc of hygiene reasons. then once the bits and pieces fall away you get a nice clean skeleton haunted by the un-aging spirit of a family member. and it’s not like they’re another mouth to feed, so they just spent their afterlife being passed around by relatives and offering free babysitting i guess

But, you know, you can technically speed up the decaying process. I could go feed a big ass murder of crows. And then have a nice bleach bath to get rid of the itty-bitty bits that got stuck. And then go to a bone engraver to get very unique designs, to make sure its hard to fake my identity. And also to be a really cool tattooed skeleton. I’d get back to my family after a week tops. The future grandchildren could color in my cool tattoos.

Fuck you, now I want to be a cool ghost skeleton. And I can’t. Fuck you

1. everything about this comment is good and right, catch me laying my skeleton out to feed the birds

2. i completely FORGOT bones could be CARVED, and for that i am shamed

gonna be the most badass skeleton babysitter 

if you were a bare skeleton anyway I bet you could just Meccano in spare bits of unoccupied bone wanna be a bone centaur? find an unhaunted horse skeleton & stretch your legs

art prompt: BONE CENTAUR

I know your whole shtick is cursed-content but I couldn’t help but make something a little wholesome. An elderly couple, Liam (the skeleton) and Rose (the little old lady). Liam passed away before Rose, but he chose to stick around and take care of her since they live alone.

oh my bleeding goodness i love it

“Its great great great grandpa’s turn to take care of the kids.”

This post gave me a surge of inspiration so here ya go. The big sis is painting a dragon on her old man’s arm, while the little bro is placing a flower crown on his head. Sorry its a bit blurry.

oh my goodness. i would absolutely love to see this in color if anyone is interested

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ I never wanna do bones again with so many details, you’ve killed me you damn yogurt of hell, but this helped break through a bit of a art block so hindsight thank you XD

Here’s my addition!  This is absolutely the kind of Bone Grandma I would be.

Thank you @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ for this delightful idea that I now want to write a swarm of short stories about.

Here’s the first story!  897 words of fun.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses  @mywitchka

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My grandma was always a prankster. I don’t remember much before she died, but there were plenty of stories. And I do remember being amazed at the way she hid food coloring at holiday meals. The blue mashed potatoes were mind-blowing to us little kids, hidden under a layer of regular white. And that rainbow cake was beautiful. Almost as beautiful as the yelp my uncle let out when he found a ceramic shark glued in the depths of his coffee mug. Grandma made the holidays better.

Then, after she died, she made everything better.

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Ok but this is pretty much how things are at my house. We're haunted by the ghost of my great-grandfather, and being an ethereal being with no physical form, he'll occasionally change into whatever he wants while quoting something ridiculous. He'll casually turn into a zebra and shout "That's conk crete babey!"

:D!

Seymour, who is Travis and why is he always referenced on your channel?