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SEMI-HIATUS | 30s. She/Her. Multi-fandom blog (mostly Oscar Isaac tho lbr). Sometimes I write stuff (see pinned masterlist). | Slow down you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be before your time ❤️
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(Updated: 7/28/24)

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Kinktober Day 7

Pairing: Matt Murdock x Reader

Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. Any minors interacting with ANY of these Kinktober prompts will be blocked.

Warnings: Morning sex; fingering; oral sex; safe sex; vaginal sex

It was rare to wake up with him, and rarer still to have the time to linger. 

Waking up to Matt was always a beautiful sight, but you had time to indulge in the early morning light, and in the calm Saturday morning quiet. You rolled onto your back as you eyed the alarm clock on the bedside table. You still had a little while before the alarm would go off. You could always try and fall back asleep for a little bit…Or you could get up early and make breakfast for the two of you. 

Well. Make breakfast was a little much. When you were this sleepy, you were far more likely to just order something for the two of you and put it on plates when it got there. You glanced over your shoulder, eyeing Matt as he slept.

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Kinktober Day 10

Pairing: Stripper!Poe Dameron x Reader

Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. Any minors interacting with ANY of these Kinktober prompts will be blocked.

Warnings: Stripping; car sex; clothed man/partially clothed woman; grinding

“Ladies, please welcome to the stage—Flyboooooy!” 

A scream goes up from the surrounding crowd, and it’s so loud that you have to fight the urge to raise your hands and plug your ears. Your best friend leans over, whacks your leg, insists, “This is the one I told you about!She practically has to yell to be heard over the pounding music, and the continuous clamor around you, “This is why I wanted to come here for my bachelorette—Oh my god, look at him!” 

You manage to tear your gaze from your best friend’s glowing expression to look up at where she's pointing. And—goddamn are you glad that you do. Your mouth falls open involuntarily as you take in the sight of him.

The man on the stage is breathtakingly beautiful. 

He’s…Glistening. That’s gotta be body oil, or something, right? He has to have been oiled up before he came out. He literally just got on stage, there’s no way he’s so sweaty already. Does he do that himself, or is that, like…A job that you could apply for—? 

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

I went to my union meeting tonight and the retirees' monthly complaint about our healthcare was that for some reason it only lets doctors prescribe six Viagra pills at a time, and they want to fuck more than six times a month. That's verbatim. Think about what you could be missing by not going to your union meetings.

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This is asking realistically, who are you willing to have an ob/gyn appointment with? There's no "I'd prefer a trans/nonbinary ob/gyn but it's not a dealbreaker" option because there aren't enough trans/nonbinary doctors to make it a realistic choice for most people– imagine you're searching your local medical network for a new provider. The "will only go to a trans/nonbinary ob/gyn" option here means that if you can't find an ob/gyn who's trans or nonbinary, you simply won't go to one at all.

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