can she get an oscar just because of this one scene please and thank you

11.08am || in desperate need of motivation bc i have been a crazy procrastinator for the past few days, please send help 😭

“i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday” “r-rebecca its not what you think!” “i wont hesitate bitch”

passes the bechdel test

We live in a world where in a six second video satirizing reality tv show tropes regarding women passes the bechdel test but most two hour movies can’t

Not to mention the vine is done by a prepubescent boy with what looks beach balls down his shirt.

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

to ashes, he faded.

Me watching episode 13

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Meet Count Olaf

Seeing you up close, you’re not so bad looking. Are you teasing me? No, you’re pretty.

at least he knows 😂

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.