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i learned my passion in the good old-fashioned school of lover boys

Percy stood in front of the conference room, as several guys poofed in “Hello, my dudes, welcome to the ‘bi guys who love their girlfriends’ meeting, my girlfriend’s cousin did something like this and I wanted to do it too, I am Percy Jackson, he/him, and I got pretty cool water powers, feel free to introduce yourselves”

“I’m Leon Vargas, he/him, and I’m in a band?” He phrased it like a question, because he was very confused and slightly panicked, the closest he has ever come to magic is sharing dreams with his girlfriend

“I’m Sokka, I use the guy pronouns I guess? I don’t know, I don’t really get that stuff, and I am a pretty awesome warrior” he grins

“I’m Dexter Charming, he/him, and I love gaming” he waves awkwardly, man he was bad at this

“I’m Hunter Noceda, and Luz taught me about the difference between pronouns!” He beams “I use they/them and I’m a clone!” Everyone is disturbed, but they decide to ignore it

“I’m Adrien” he paused, letting the blue haired boy he was holding hands with, talk “and I’m Luka” “I use he/him and I can speak four languages” the blonde countinued “I use he/they and I’m also in a band” he looked at Leon briefly

“And now, we rant about how cool our girlfriends are and bond over it” Percy explained “My girlfriend, Annabeth, is soooo smart, her plans are always awesome and she’s so pretty too! missions with her are the best” he rambled, a lovesick grin on his face

“My girlfriend, Suki is really smart too! I’m usually the one with the plans, but she’s an incredible warrior and she’s taught me so much, when she joined us on our missions it was really great as well” he and Percy went to the corner to bond over fighting in wars and having girlfriends who were the same brand of badass, completely ignoring the rest and the fact that Percy was supposed to lead this meeting

“Violetta, my fiancé, is the best, she’s one of the most wonderful musicians I’ve ever met, and that’s saying a lot, considering I know so many of great ones, she’s my soulmate, it still baffles me how in sync we are, we wrote at least five songs together in our dreams over the course of our relationship” Leon smiled

“That’s so cool! My girlfriend Raven, is a witch, and she’s also really good with music! She’s the most talented person I know! And the way she gets when she’s arguing for something she believes in, it’s the most beautiful thing…” he trails off, zooning out in a daydream

Hunter looked at Dexter weirdly before starting his rant “Willow is the best! even when I was… not the best person to be around, she stood by me and helped me see the error of my ways, she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, in the form of caring for all our friends, but she does it with such grace, it took me a while to realize it was doing her harm, but now our dynamic is much more balanced and healthy, at least that’s what mama Noceda told us” leaving Adrien, Luka and Leon, the only ones still listening, very concerned

“How do you do these trips across universes? I’d like to talk to this girlfriend of yours” Luka said

“I’m afraid I don’t know, I’m sorry” Hunter lowered his head

“How about we talk about Mari now, Luka?” Adrien asked, desperate for a subject change

“Melody is wonderful, she’s so lively and creative, she inspires me to do things i never saw myself doing before, and her being the one person, besides her girlfriend, to truly understand my sister certainly doesn’t hurt her case” Luka stated

“Mari is amazing! She helped me understand the world in a way I haven’t been able to before, being homeschooled and never having any friends, she is my guiding light, I love her so much” he sighed, his gaze far away, as Luka squeezed his hand

“I really need to get him and Vilu in a room together” Leon mumbled

“What was that?” Adrien questioned

“Nothing” he pooked Percy on the shoulder, interrupting a discussion between him and Sokka about the best kind of weapon

“And that’s why swords are supe- what?” the demigod turned around

“I was just wondering how you chose us specifically? Because aside from those two” he points to Adrien and Luka, who are flirting back at the table “none of us know each other”

“Well, you see- look at the time! You guys should get going, I’ll tell you as you leave” he declared

“Hunter is from a show my friend Clarisse pretends not to like” he poofs back to the Noceda house, where he decided to stay after everything that happened

“Leon is from a show my friend Piper told me about” he poofs back to the apartment he shares with Violetta

“Dexter is from a show my friend Will loves” he poofs back into his classroom, where a class was still happening, not even noticing anything was happening around him, still daydreaming about Raven

“Sokka is from my baby sister Estelle’s favorite show” he poofs back to the room he was staying in on his diplomatic trip to the fire nation

“And lastly, you two” he looks at Luka and Adrien “are from my brother Tyson’s favorite show” they poof back to the liberty

Magnus pokes his head into the room “how’d it go?”

“Perfect, thanks for teaching me that trick, Maggie!” He smirks

“I told you not to call me that, now let’s go, Alex and Annie are waiting on us for lunch” he grumbled, and they walked away to meet their girlfriends who they loved very much

New Bunny headcanon just dropped:

Bunny is actually a nickname (because I think it’s ridiculous that the daughter of the white rabbit is named bunny) that Maddie gave her when they were kids (she had nicknames for all her friends as a kid, another headcanon I need to elaborate on) and she decided to go by if because she thought her birth name was too boring (no, I will not tell you what it was, because they’ll come for me)

do you get a little kick out of being small-minded? you want to be like your father, it’s approval you’re after, well that’s not how you find it

“So then, they started blabbering about frogs and and symbolism in literature to try and dodge the subject to avoid spilling to Grimm about all the couples they walked into on the enchanted forest that week!” Maddie told Bunny some tales of the silly things Cedar almost said to people they shouldn’t and their solutions for it, as they walked together in the castleteria line, before they got interrupted

“I’m sorry for the interruption, ladies, but who is ‘they’?” Daring inquired

“Cedar” Maddie replied simply, slightly peeved at someone sticking their nose in her conversation with her friend, but trying not to show it

“But Cedar is a singular person, and she’s a girl? Don’t girls use that other word?” He asked

“If what you’re referring to, are sets of pronouns, specifically she/her, they are typically used by members of the female gender, which Cedar is not a part of” Bunny piped in

“But she has long hair and wears dresses and doesn’t she have” he leans closer and whispers “the girl parts?”

“First of all, if I hear you misgendering my friend again, I will beat your ass, second, they can wear whatever they want, clothes don’t equal gender, and lastly, Cedar is made of wood, they don’t have any of the organs us humans do, including the reproductive ones, so why the hell would she have the “girl parts” as you put it?” Maddie rebutted, uncharacteristically serious

“Damn, okay, sorry I asked” he raised his hands in surrender, starting to walk away, before Bunny, typically meek and shy, jumped in front of him, radiating an aura of rage that made them look at least twice her height

“No, you don’t get to walk away like you’re being attacked, you need to understand, gender is a matter of performance, and it looks different for everyone, so you don’t get to lump people in a group like that!” she preached, tears on the corners of their eyes, slowly walking backwards before turning around and racing out of the castleteria, the eyes of several of their classmates on her as they ran

“I hope you learned a lesson today” Maddie muttered darkly, before going after her friend to comfort them

He did, but it was a misguided one that got him into a lot of trouble throughout his life

get your ass up cause i won’t, i must have missed the hype, but maybe that’s the way i feel

“Why did I let them drag me to a club?” That was the million crown question going through Alistair’s head as he looked around, from the seat he had to wrestle three different people for, Maddie was in the middle of the packed dance floor, in her element, as she danced, everyone’s gazes went to her, some looking up and down her body, wishing they could touch it, some just looked at her with pure awe and admiration for the way that she danced, others just thought it was cool how she didn’t let her inhibitions hold her back (she doesn’t have any)

Lizzie was in a corner, chatting with Bunny, or trying to, as they had to scream at each other to be heard over the music, but Lizzie was always yelling anyways, Kitty was perched on the open bathroom door, she liked to sit there and attack guys who put stuff on people’s drinks, they got kicked out of five bars, three clubs and spent a particular shitty night in jail because the guy she attacked was the son of a particularly famous politician or something, anyways, you might be asking, where was Chase in all of this? he had already left with a random guy after spending two hours flirting with said guy and ignoring his friends, no, Alistair isn’t salty about it at all, what makes you think that? And his decision of leaving had the consequence of a very angry Darling ranting at him because Chase promised to be her wingman, since she’s a useless lesbian, aside from all that, everything was cool, until a guy whispered in his ear

“Hey, sexy, wanna get out of here?” And he turned to look at the man, objectively, he was a very attractive dude, but Alistair felt icky thinking about the implications of what activities they’d end up doing after “getting out of here” so he said no, and the guy, well, let’s just say he took it a liiiiittle personally “What the fuck is wrong with you?! I’m the hottest guy here! You’re lucky I’m even offering you, you know what, you’re ugly anyways I don’t know why I was-“ before he could continue his rant, something cold touched his throat, and when he turned to look at it, it was a blade, and if you followed the path of the hand holding said blade, you’d be face with one Darling Charming, flanked by all his best friends, huh, he didn’t even notice she had left his side

He was drawn out of his reverie by the guy letting out an undignified squeak and bolting off, Darling was very disappointed about it “Damn it! I didn’t even get to do my speech!”

“Don’t worry, you’ll get him next time!” Maddie consoles her, before looking at a very pensive Alistair “something puzzlin’ you, maps?”

“Nothing much, just thinking about what that guy said” everyone frowned at him “don’t look at me like that! I mean, he was kind of right, he was a very attractive man, but I didn’t feel anything towards him, why?”

“Oh, you’re asexual” Maddie answered

“What?” he furrowed his eyebrows

“You’re asexual, you don’t feel sexual attraction, that’s the whole point of this oneshot” she explained

“I guess that makes sense, but what oneshot?” he questioned

“Oops, I said too much, author, wrap this up!” she orders, and who am I to refuse Madeline Hatter?

am i allowed to look at her like that? could it be wrong, when she’s just so nice to look at?

Farrah was walking around, trying to find her way to class on her first day of fairy primary education, the first step to graduating Ever After High and becoming the next Fairy Godmother, like her mother before her, and hers before her, and hers before her and- you get the point, so, she was lost in the hallway, and she bumped into someone, making them drop their stuff

“Watch it- oh, hello” the other fairy greeted, she had shiny light blue hair and wore dark clothes, she was really pretty

“Hey, I’m so sorry, I’m kinda lost, do you know where wish-granting 101 is?” She scratched her head

“Yeah, I was just headed that way, wanna come with?” the nameless Fairy asked

“Sure!” Farrah beamed

And that’s how she met and became unlikely friends with Faybelle Thorn

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They were in high school now, it was hard, everyone hated each other, petty rivalries were all around, but Farrah and Faybelle stuck together, despite everyone telling them they should despise each other, then, one night, while they were cramming for one of Rumplestiltskin’s impossible exams, it happened. She looked up at her best friend, under the light of the only lamp they could keep on without it being seen from the hall, and she looked magnificent…

The realization hit Farrah like a dragon, she was in love with Faybelle Thorn. It was the first time she’s ever felt like this, Fairies aren’t supposed to get involved with anyone that way, much less other Fairies, what will she do? What if her mother finds out? Grimm knows Farrah has never been a good liar, her life is over, she is doomed!

“Fae, you okay?” her fellow Fairy looked at her, with those shiny eyes- okay Farrah, focus!

“Just perfect with pixie dust on top!” She let out, her voice around two octaves higher than normal

“Okay, I think this is enough studying for today, you’re clearly sleep deprived, let’s get you to bed” the cheerleader proceeded to scoop her up and lay her down gently on her bed, how inconsiderate of her, to do this to someone she just triggered a sexuality crisis on!

“Get some sleep, okay?” The blue haired girl asked softly, flopping down on her own bed and falling asleep almost immediately

Farrah didn’t get a wink of sleep that night

there is no fear now, let go and just be free, i will love you unconditionally

“Gin-Gin, do you ever think about kids?” Ramona asked her girlfriend, as the other girl was attached to her back like a backpack while she cooked

“Do you really want to be asking the daughter of the witch who ate children that?” Ginger retorted

“Come on, Gin, that ship sailed when the RSC was founded, we’re out of the woods, you’re the best baker in all the realms! plus, my dad ate people too, we’re equals here”

“I guess we are, and to answer your question, I have thought about it, but it’s terrifying, I mean, we’ve made a lot of progress, but who would trust the two of us to raise a child? No offense, It just scares me that any kids we try to adopt will just be taken away, and I don’t want that kind of heartache, for us or for the kid”

“None taken, sweetcheeks” she smirks, before letting her face fall with a sigh “it worries me too, but we need referrals before we’re even considered for it, right? I can get crimson to sign on it, it will go a long way on my side, if us being siblings isn’t enough, think you can get the Crumb siblings to vouch for you?” the baker nods

“We talked during the months everyone was doing therapy, we’re friendly-ish” she supplies

“Good, think you can get some princesses in on it? That should help too” the wolf added

“Oh, yeah, Ashlynn and Briar would totally do it” she pauses “we’re really doing this?”

“Yes, sweetheart, we are”

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At the adoption agency

“Ginger Breadhouse and Ramona Badwolf” the social worker called, they strolled across the room to go into her office, everyone in the reception either glanced at them wearily or outright glared at them

“So, Ms Breadhouse, Ms Badwolf, what kind of child are you looking for?” the man asked

“Honestly, just whatever child you think would be a good fit for us” Ginger replied, kind of irked by the way the question was asked, but choosing to remain civil

“No child will be a good fit for you, just say what child you want so we can send them to you and you can do whatever curse ritual you wish with them” he stated, a clear look of disgust in his face

Ginger had to body slam Ramona to stop her from jumping over the desk and mauling the man, she then hauled the hybrid girl over her shoulder and carried her away, as she snarled and thrashed, still set on attacking him

Let’s just say it took a while before they tried adopting again, but eventually they did get a kid, a hybrid, from an obscure fairy tale who’s parents had died during their stories, and raised them well, or as well as two traumatized activists who were hated by a lot of people were able to

Every time I hear people with zero media literacy and no idea about how trauma can affect people, criticize fictional teenagers, I want to commit a felony

Something I never truly got is what were Darling, Chase and Courtly doing in Wonderland, is it a part of the original tale? Did Lewis Carroll write something else set there? I never understood it

I feel like no one talks about how Maddie is only actually a rebel because her friends are, because if it was up to her, she’d follow her father’s footsteps no problem, but she saw her friends talking about how their destinies sucked and they wanted something better for themselves, and that’s what made her decide to join that cause, her love for her friends, and I think that’s awesome