i dunno, are you guys sure the author is trying to make some kind of political statement? i'm just not seeing the connection between the USA statue of liberty and War personified in human shape.

idk it’s probably nothing

in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me

but not all things.

This is what furby hunting on eBay feels like

makes you experience a placebo effect

honestly its gay as fuck to even be a man

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

watching Little Shop of Horrors for the first time in years. kind of forgot how class-focused this story is

there's probably some symbolism in a monster that grants you material wealth and fame, but demands ever-increasing amounts of blood from you in turn, eventually growing to the point where your own blood is no longer enough to sate it and you have to start throwing other people's bodies into its maw lest you lose everything

but who can say what it is,

just finished the scene where Seymour's petit-bourgeoisie boss tries to force him, at gunpoint, to let him have control of Audrey II. a sort of "conflict" over the "means" by which the flower shop gets money. really says a lot about our society (the 1950s as viewed by the 1980s)

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

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The squealed “pleaaaase” sounded straight out of Invader Zim

Fresh out the egg with my big feet

REED & BARTON, 1968 ad

i was watching my girlfriend screenshare nightcore and we did a beautiful dance. this is what true love looks like

take that dirk strider tag off yhat post about my life or so help me god

Imagine going out with a girl who's way out of your league but then you find out it's bc her kink is getting fucked by ugly dudes bc it feels degrading. I would shrimply end it all

my sister’s birthday is tomorrow and im going to staples to see if i can make wrapping paper out of this

we built this city…