meowdy! im soup :o3

Cool f/m paring have you considered making her 6'11 and him 5'

the author's barely disguised spy from team fortress 2

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

I think spam is what Gollum would make if he healed enough to learn how to cook

Like not like, exactly that, obviously. but I think it would taste reminiscent of that, like if Gollum were to understand any kind of cooked food again, I think you'd have a much better chance doing with spam than say, potato stew.

like thematically speaking

Black femme goths

Cold weather ❄️

Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry

Cannibalism as a metaphor for. Dinnar.

Cannibalism as a metaphor for when you're stuck in a lifeboat and your buddy starts looking a lot like a hamburger

second knuckles LOVE randomly getting painlessly sliced open when you're not looking. it's their favourite thing to do.

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊

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