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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately
*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it
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embrace the joys of not being included in everything
- the ability to take in someone else's experiences and see them as external to you, a brand new thing you've learned about the world
- the opportunity to listen to a conversation without having to form, justify and defend a position
- security in the knowledge that your friends can entertain themselves, and even each other, and you don't have to lift a finger
- sweet release from the obligation to attend events that don't interest you
- the bliss of not being scrutinised
got my white socks on i literally feel like nathaniel rn im literally him
sorry for freaking out and thinking a rat was climbing onto your head do you still think im cute
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉
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having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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you might be awkward but I can be awkward in a far deeper and more humiliating way than you ever will
if they make me wash my hair again after this im throwing up and laying on the floor and not even getting up again
i need to kill someone what do mean i have to shower again. life is a prison.
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cobaltdays-deactivated20210208
*me after 17 days of not messaging back* sorry I was too sad to reply what’s up haha
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Anonymous asked:
Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it
You're like a terrorist to me
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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character
i have a suggestion
lets hear out tumblr user isuggestpolyamory
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kaiser as ophelia hamlet (2000) style