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WELCOME! :)

you can call me cala. thanks for stopping by to look at my trash. let’s be friends, asks/dms always open!

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At the Age of Thirty-Seven

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At the Age of Thirty-Seven He Knew He’d Found Forever

Rating: M

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Characters: Sam, Reader, others mentioned

Word Count: 1825

Warnings: Birthday fluff, tooth-rotting fluff, anniversary, aphrodisiacs, breaking gender roles, established relationship

Summary: Sam’s birthday dinner is a big night for both of you.

A/N: Written for @fangirlxwritesx67 50 Kisses 500 Follower Celebration, with prompt #19, One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.Slightly inspired by the song The Ballad of Lucy Jordan (title taken from lyrics) (y’all are lucky i managed to not make a fuck-ton of angst from this song)

Squares filled: Kissed to keep quiet ( @spnfluffbingo​ ), Aphrodisiac ( @spnkinkbingo​ )

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You busied yourself with the final preparations of the lavish dinner you were making, checking one more time on the roast broiling in the oven before pulling the cooled cake out of the fridge to frost it. After covering the cake in Sam’s favorite frosting, you took a breath, noticing your hands shaking. Tonight was a big night, and not just because it was Sam’s birthday. It was also your two-year anniversary. Two amazing, if not sometimes horror-filled, years of having the luck of being Sam Winchester’s girlfriend.

The two of you had been working on a hunt together, finishing off the vampire nest you were after just in time to still celebrate his thirty-fifth birthday. Dean and Cas had been off on a ‘wolf hunt on the other side of the country, so you convinced him to let you treat him to a few rounds at the hunter’s bar a couple miles from the motel you’d been staying at. The adrenaline rush of the hunt paired with copious amounts of alcohol had led to you deciding to give Sam what was meant to be a traditional birthday kiss. When you’d gone to pull away, Sam had pulled you back into his lap, kissing you deeper. The look in his eyes when he finally released you had you quickly paying the tab, Sam’s hand in yours the entire short drive back to the motel. He had admitted how long he had wanted to make the first move, how he was worried that your whole relationship would change if you hadn’t felt the same. That was the night you first made love to Sam Winchester, the first time you told him you loved him, at least, while he was awake, the first time he returned the sentiment.

You looked down at the cake in front of you, picked up the frosting bag and put the finishing touches on the decorating…yup, a big night.

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calaofnoldor

i don't know how i just found this but it is ridiculously fluffy, and now i might have to reconsider your title in my head as a (sammy) smut queen... did i mention i love it? bc i do. and i'd like to thank chuck for your sam phase lol

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Reader's celebration

Hey y'all so I finally made it to 500 followers! Yay!! Woohoo. I know I haven't been that active lately and I sincerely apologise to each and every one of my followers. Cutting to the chase since I hit a milestone. I really need to celebrate this. So, I thought a lot about this and came up with an idea.

I have seen that there have been a serious decline in notes lately and a lot of writers are losing motivation including me. And that made me do this

I'm planning to run an event to celebrate writers/readers. Details below the cut 👇👇

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calaofnoldor

ally, i love this! what an awesome idea, and congratulations, babe! 🥳

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My little hand gifs collection

Everyone who knows me knows I’m obsessed with hands, and along the way, I happened to make a few gifs (I’m bad at it). Today I decided to gather them all in one post.

Here are my favorites (Tumblr won’t let me put them all), followed by all the links to any post I ever made with a hand kink gif in it.

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Also no gifs but hands : 

Thanks so much for your help, @roonyxx. I don’t dare tagging many people because it is not super important but, at least to all the people that ever hand kink tortured me :

This is a glorious and blessed post! Thank you @jay-and-dean for making it, and thank you @mvdeanw for tagging me.

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calaofnoldor

I AM WEAK!! 😲😫 you and this post are clearly out to get me @deanwinchesterswitch ...and i'm very much here for it 🥵

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reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

I needed this @tomhiddleston-is-mischief ❤🧡💛 consider yourself squeezed in a hug!

@justagirlinafandomworld @castieltrash1 @mersuperwholocked-lowlife and many hugs to other people I just can't think rn

Aww, thank you aira🥰 passing along a nice warm hug to @kellyn1604 @xbuchananbarnes @calaofnoldor @princessmisery666 @firefly-in-darkness @deanwinchesterswitch and many, many others💕

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calaofnoldor

oof, i felt that! thank you so much, babe! 😍 i'm sending a great big bear hug right back at you and all my mutuals/anyone who sees this! please know that you're loved 😘

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this particular prompt i’m writing for my challenge has basically just turned into an ode about sam winchester’s mammoth cock

@thinkinghardhardlythinking this is your fault for sending me #12

Um...I feel like you want me to be sorry about this? *perplexed face*

WHY WOULD I BE SORRY ABOUT THIS??? This is exactly what I wanted??

Though I sort of love the idea of us all expecting a super raunchy drabble about his monster cock and you literally meaning an ode...

Oh, Sam Winchester's gargantuan appendage

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

No, thee are harder and bigger and have a super prominent vein in my headcanon and you are leaking precum, gently, like a babbling brook unto my palm

So no.....not like a summer's day at all

But rail me hard anyway....

Fin

sai omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i’m just gonna delete what i have right now, i can’t live up to that genius

I'm pretty sure whatever you come up with will be significantly better smut wise...though I got you if you need some 'SPN specific comedy raunch poems and prose' to back you up at any point. It's a very niche genre but I'm making it my own....

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calaofnoldor

saira!!! you marvelous being! embracing your poetic roots, i see? 😍 these are all as glorious as you! thanks for doing such an eloquent job of repping us 'sam girls' 😉

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the comforting yellow rays of sunshine on your skin

Your stories may not be the most popular, but they never fail to put a much-needed smile onto someone’s face. The joy you bring to others through your talents is truly a gift. Your words and stories carry a lightheartedness that the world is constantly in dire need of. At times, you may feel discouraged from writing and that you’re not good enough, but you have to ignore those thoughts. Give yourself time to rest and soon enough the sun will shine on you again.

the deep green in a seemingly infinite forest

At the end of your story, everything may not be perfect or even the way the readers may want it to be, but everything will be okay. The ending is what your characters need, not necessarily what they want. You know how to write strong plots that are able to perfectly balance the right mixture of pain and lightheartedness. Writing tropes is one of your favorite things to do and yet somehow your take on it is always something so unique and original it’ll make your readers jaws drop.

the deepest green in a seemingly infinite forest

At the end of your story, everything may not be perfect or even the way the readers may want it to be, but everything will be okay. The ending is what your characters need, not necessarily what they want. You know how to write strong plots that are able to perfectly balance the right mixture of pain and lightheartedness. Writing tropes is one of your favorite things to do and yet somehow your take on it is always something so unique and original it’ll make your readers jaws drop.

The deepest green in a seemingly infinite forest

At the end of your story, everything may not be perfect or even the way the readers may want it to be, but everything will be okay. The ending is what your characters need, not necessarily what they want. You know how to write strong plots that are able to perfectly balance the right mixture of pain and lightheartedness. Writing tropes is one of your favorite things to do and yet somehow your take on it is always something so unique and original it’ll make your readers jaws drop.

Love that so so much, thank you for the tag @honiebee (love that we got the same colour)

Ooooh! I loved this quiz a lot! Thanks so much for tagging me @little-diable I loved it! I got

Your writing is like…..The Vibrant Red of a Rose Bush

Do people think that seems right? I’m super flattered by it!

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calaofnoldor

oh yeah baby, that's definitely accurate! 😍 thank you so much for the tag, sai ❣️

apparently my writing is like...

ha, i wish! 🥺

no pressure tags: @idabbleincrazy @kickingitwithkirk @sofreddie @watermelonlipstick @stusbunker and anyone who wants to play!

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