Works in Progress

I've been trying to distract myself from the horrors of modern life by knitting unnecessarily complex cable swatches. They are partly inspired by printer's ornaments and other typographic elements.

i have literally zero qualms about the source of meat that i eat as long as it is clean and poses no threat to my health. turtle? let me have a lirtle. raccoon? i want some soon! belly of horse? well, of course! dog's leg? don't make me beg! i could go on but i believe you get the picture. i really don't give a shit. obviously there's ethical concerns but like if you presented me a filet of human flesh that was harvested off of someone who wanted me to eat them i'd take a bite. i would. i mean, think about it. if someone wanted you to eat their flesh, i feel like that would make it more ethical than a pig who wanted more than anything than to live. the difference between me and you, though, is that i wouldn't get hard over it. FLACCID. PENIS. the entire way through. not a drop of moisture nor tingle of sensation in my briefs. also. can we go back i forgot to put in my mom's rewards membership number.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

The leopards eating faces party wouldn't eat MY face

i gotta remember this

[ID: Reddit question asking "How do you start doing things you're scared of?" with a reply by u/Donglemaestro reading "Become more scared of doing nothing forever." /End ID]

in tears rn

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges

At a festival. Small child is lying on the ground nearby with a large rock on their chest yelling MORE WEIGHT!!! GIVE ME MORE WEIGHT!!!

wait hold on gotta look something up

oh no

Official Post of Massachusetts

women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)

Ok

I'm at the combination Play Area & Cholera Burial Ground

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

A moment to celebrate 5 years of we slidin.

Happy 5 years of we slidin to all who observe

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)

sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)

does someone have this post. i need to see it again

tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis