The new snapchat update is amazing
*opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!
HE’S GOT SOCKS ON
not the emoji movie we asked for - because we never asked for one - but the emoji movie we need
DAMN DANIEL DAMN
some info on bees and wasps
I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee. They’re usually pretty chill.
And dirt daubers are bros.
It’s true you can pet Bumblebees
I’ve been mercilessly killing paper wasps and now I feel terrible 😭
I thought they were like yellow jackets!!! I wanna apologize to all the innocent paper wasps I’ve crushed!!!
yeah then there’s the tarantula hawk, which is a type of spider wasp, because of course that’s a thing.
so yanno. that’s pleasant.
a dude researching them described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations.”
good times.
the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the jumping back and forth between wanting to be serious and it being really funny, hell its even Told like a dnd story through the use of the grandfather being the one telling the story
what a fantastic fucking movie
also like the character backstories are SUCH dnd backgrounds like? “im out for revenge for my father who was killed by a guy with six fingers on one of his hands” “i bumped into a band of pirates and their leader liked me so much he ended up having me take on his title to retire”
that is the Exact shit that people come up with for dnd characters
DM: having narrowly escaped Humperdinck, you find yourselves in the dangerous Fire Swamps
Westley: do I know anything about this area? Any danger?
DM: roll a history check
Westley: 15
DM: you know of rumors of giant rats in the swamps, as well as quick sand
Westley: what do I know about the giant rats?
DM: roll nature
Westley: [nat 1] …… rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist
DM: hey what’s your passive perception-
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They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst.
HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Hello Queen of Genovia
i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism
I love her
TEAM RWBY CHIBI
anyway
Just a bat eating watermelon in bed
Have a good day everyone!
Orchestral arrangement of the Dark World theme, Hyrule Castle, and the Zelda II Temple theme
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I love Midna!
yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???
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tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately
It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!
ezio’s family // assassin’s creed ii {composed by jesper kyd}
