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Halo addiction and drunk thoughts

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Kelly 087 is the best
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Cartoonified version of me.

Hair is not cut like this anymore I just am too lazy to change the avatar.

According to @caffeineyum I am similar to Fred so I'm putting 'sort of.'

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caffeineyum

@ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask you are alternate universe cowboy Fred

This is still definitely among the best compliments I’ve ever received 🥲

Of course after the way I roped last night, I really don’t deserve it haha

I DON’T BELIEVE U….. COWBOY FRED

u awesome :)

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Kelly-087 grabbing you by the back of the head and slamming you headfirst into the (admittedly lovely) tile floor

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caffeineyum

pov: you’re a poor covie who ran into Kelly at the wrong time

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They let people ride out and help round up the bison on Antelope Island. It is absolutely WILD how different bison are from cattle. Not only are they built like a blasted tank, they can also turn on a dime and outrun a quarter horse on a stretch.

I’ve worked beef cattle and corriente steers my whole life. Buffalo may look very similar, but their entire body language is different and they are *deadly* when they want to be.

And then you get people in Yellowstone who get out of their car to pet them. Absolutely ridiculous.

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caffeineyum

ah yes pet the murder cow, it’ll be fine

“I’m sure those ‘Do Not Exit Vehicle’ signs are there for someone else.”

“Definitely, I’m invisible!”

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They let people ride out and help round up the bison on Antelope Island. It is absolutely WILD how different bison are from cattle. Not only are they built like a blasted tank, they can also turn on a dime and outrun a quarter horse on a stretch.

I’ve worked beef cattle and corriente steers my whole life. Buffalo may look very similar, but their entire body language is different and they are *deadly* when they want to be.

And then you get people in Yellowstone who get out of their car to pet them. Absolutely ridiculous.

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caffeineyum

ah yes pet the murder cow, it’ll be fine

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Finally got the go ahead to share that I worked on designing sketch cards for UpperDeck’s Halo Legacy Card collection. All but Noble Six were accepted! Can’t wait to see if people get my cards in their packs.

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caffeineyum

THESE ARE SO COOL

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My weirdest theory about you is that you read fanfiction religiously and can't fall asleep without it

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So I don’t need it to sleep but it helps!

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Anonymous asked:

My weirdest theory about you is that you and casuallemons are the same person

lol

I have no idea who that is

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