@cadenshok / cadenshok.tumblr.com
the House of the Sewn Tongue, the Jawless Skull of the Ninth House or Anastasia performing homebrew mandible surgery
I like theories that she had a sewn tongue after failed lyctorhood or the tomb
Idk how much is this possible but I wanted to draw this idea, let Anastasia spill the tea
saffron @ toteme fw19
oh….i didn’t think they’d ever be friends, and yet!
generally i make fun of the orlesian version of an organisation more than any other but i’ve got to admit there’s no bitch as useless as a kinloch hold templar
lying awake at night thinking abt how jowan escaped. jowan. one singular blood mage apprentice. who was jowan. he was in the middle of the tower. the whole thing was planned by the templars. they knew he was coming. they caught him. in the middle of the circle. and then he. and then he just. how can i even say this without laughing. how did he get across the fucking lake
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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets
Akatosh, grant me the confidence of a Novice Mage
My son just called me.
Him: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
Me (knowing to temper expectations): "Oh?"
Him: "They didn't make Usop's nose long. I figured they'd at least CGI it. No it's like... Small for normal."
Me: "Criminal. I'm so sorry."
I feel I should add that this was the very first thing he said. He doesn't do greetings. He just... Starts.
Friday, he called while I was driving the other kids home. I was at a stoplight, so I answered on speaker. Right out of the gate, he starts intoning:
"Round meal. Enough for five men. Protein blasted. Open... And enjoy."
And then he hung up.
He was quoting a Russian Badger video, which, fortunately, Phantom realized. Siblings, man.
Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS ME
i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic
as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”
as brutus said, tase him again
Guys check this shit out.
My latest embroidery animation! This time I used felt as well as thread, to see if I could speed up the process. I think it worked pretty well and it looks cool.
For better viewing, you can see it on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/753609282
You can also buy one of these animation frames if you’re interested:
Oscar de la Renta: 'Crafted like a mosaic, discover the making-of the #odlrfall2024 stained glass gown — ushering in a a new House-signature embroidery technique.'
Constructed from hundreds of polyamide panes, hand-sewn together in an Art Nouveau style reminiscent of Tiffany glass. Ready-to-wear: £36,546.
"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK
dude pass me the goint (gay joint)
