mad?? i would KILL to have that shirt

- @jistring

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

Mammoth Straw Creatures Populate Japanese Farmland in the Annual Wara Art Festival

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Comments on chocolate guy’s YouTube: omg this is amazing he’s so talented!

Comments on chocolate guy videos on tumblr: it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, babe wake up it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, ma come out it’s that fucking chocolate guy again

WAKE UP ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN

I just think it's important that Tumblr knows a man is cosplaying as the Ever Given and is blocking doorways at Dragon Con 2021.

Here is a screenshot of the post he made that the DC Instagram page shared:

Sir, you are my hero.

I keep accidentally finding cool teapots

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

It’s back on my dash!

*fear beatboxing*

Tell me this isn’t what you think about whenever they do this. Tell me I’m not the only one. [  ♪  ]