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i understand the appeal of the in-universe memes about ninjago city getting destroyed constantly but there is so much more of ninjago to talk about!!!! give me ignacia memes about them bragging about kai. give me cole’s fiercely defensive hometown. show me JAMANAKAI VILLAGE so much oddly specific shit has happened there. idk. shintaro. stiix’s lingering resentment for them. the sea of sands unites behind jay like he’s an olympic athlete and then trashes on him for falling for the city life (becoming a celebrity). the samurai x fanclub discourse. there is so much to do with an in-universe meme format!!!!

the samurai x fanclub has entire forums and at this point it’s taboo to bring up the pronoun debate. it was finally semi-settled when nya was full on collaborating w the ninja in s2/3, leaving only certified jerks to doubt a girl’s ability to kick ass, but when samurai x the second showed up??? confusion out the wazoo. they’ve finally settled on they/them as official forum policy but there’s a few users seemingly dedicated to getting banned. at this rate people are just desperate for an official announcement bc it seems like this samurai is just fucking with them at this point. they’ve changed their vocoder twice this week and the forum exploded

pixal is a moderator on this forum. pixal finds this hilarious

@yeeeoldbitch you’re a genius and i am thrilled to imagine the war of attrition on his ninjawikipedia page over it… jay walker has been banned from editing his own page no fewer than three times and he’s well on his way to a fourth with increasingly obvious alts

@foursidecity exactly. dude has never successfully used a phone for more than like a day. jay does all of his miscellaneous trolling from an old ass dell running windows XP like an elementary school computer lab. he has at least three false toolbars installed and is fending off malware through pure spite . all of his silly little mechs could withstand a hurricane though

HE CALLS PIXAL WITH THE PHONE SMUSHED TO HIS FACE ON FACETIME BC HE CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT OFF

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THE WAYYY the way that he's using FACE TIME when you KNOW that pixal would be a discord girlie... in my heart at least and not because discord is good but because she games... she games on a league so above what jay can comprehend. TO MEEE.. could you imagine samurai X in the gaming forums like she dosent even try to be anonymous it's just samurai X on steam

she would she so would. canon to me. i gotta dig up the “jay submits speed runs that keep getting rejected bc he films on the worst quality camera imaginable and keeps getting incredibly coincidental single event upsets that make him look sketchy as hell (electricity powers thwart him and mods think he’s cheating. he is. very sad)”

anyway now i’m very much pondering whether Samurai X on stream is a Vtuber or the whole ass suit . can’t decide which is funnier

Oh definatly the whole suit in a face came I think... but it has some tuber assets like blushy cheeks and like emoji smileys and animations that go off (pros to being mostly machine is she dosnet need to make a mechanism or anythibg to trigger the animations and they just happen automatically with a thought)

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