obsessed with this costume

remember when the porn ban was happening and everyone was moving to different sites and someone made a forum called tumblr 2 and tumblr sent a cease and desist signed by david karp with the shittiest elementary school cursive signature youve ever seen bc i think abt that a lot

literally nothing beats this

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

ALL OF THEM

@jayykesley

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

Drop the recipe chief

fine I'll do it myself

Cruster's Last Stand

instagram's targeted ads are really getting me

Its always some manner of hidden antechamber with you people

The Meowmorphosis

Via Michi Posting: Out of Context Public group on Facebook - 575.4K members

This is so fucking funny

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove

Instead of inktober I will be participating in jerktober, where I crank my thang every day and don't draw at all. This is what I have done every year for the last 4 years

You stole this meme from this twitter account lol

i don't know how to tell you this

I dare say that cup resembles...no, I shan't say it...

Honey, we are having guests, could you set out the fine gina?

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

If this is your car why aren't we hanging out already and where did you even get some of these

@bogleech I'VE ALSO SEEN THIS CAR!

This makes 4 people on tumblr who have seen this celebrity car. I missed the HONK IF IM HORNY and I EAT SAND. This driver is funnier than all of us I fear.