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More creative title pending. I don't bite, but I do tell awful puns. Ask me about Biology, History, Transformers, or Bionicle.
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I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp’s name was?

Nim Chimpsky.

Fucking monkey pun.

And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But

BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.

Its not just the linguistic anthropologists.

There’s a group of very important genes that determine if your body develops in the right shape/organization… they are called the hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous.  The different hedgehog genes are all named after different hedgehogs.  And then someone decided to get clever and name one “sonic hedgehog” because this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.

Well sonic hedgehog controls brain development, and now actual doctors are stuck in the position of explaining to grieving parents that their child’s lethal birth defects or life-threatening tumors are caused by a “sonic hedgehog mutation”.

And this is why no one will invite the fruit fly people to parties.

Biogeochemical scientists, upon discovering the complex mechanisms that govern the storage and use of molecular iron on our planet, decided to call this cycle “the ferrous wheel”.  We groaned about that for at least five solid minutes.

The phenomenon of sneezing when exposed to sudden bright light is called an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO.

Half a byte of data is a nibble.

Particle physicists went out of their way to call a particle a WIMP (weakly interacting matter particle) just because its weak so now you have physicists saying stuff like “one of the candidates for dark matter are wimps”

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demonboyhalo

I love science

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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

  • U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
  • U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
  • Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
  • LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
  • Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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OK.

Had my day to get drunk and mope, and now it's a new day.

And you know what.

I'm not gonna let this beat me.

I am going to be a good person, a good human being, out of sheer spite.

I am not going to let this turn me into a creature of hate.

I'm going to choose kindness. I'm going to care for my friends.

I can't change the world, but I can change me.

I have power over my own mind if nothing else. And I will not let it be corrupted by greed or malice no matter how things shake out.

I'm going to endure. And I'm going to help anyone I can endure with me.

If anyone, anyone, needs to scream or weep into the void, I'll listen. I'll offer what suggestions I can.

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heedra

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

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crystaltoa

Okay, this is actually fascinating from a philosophical standpoint. The idea that when you create something specifically to destroy or suppress another thing, your creation cannot conceptually exist independently of its enemy. Sexuality continues to exist independently of the existence of cornflakes, but cornflakes will always be tied to the concept of sexuality.

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heedra

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

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crystaltoa

Okay, this is actually fascinating from a philosophical standpoint. The idea that when you create something specifically to destroy or suppress another thing, your creation cannot conceptually exist independently of its enemy. Sexuality continues to exist independently of the existence of cornflakes, but cornflakes will always be tied to the concept of sexuality.

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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

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bramblepatch

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

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pocosun

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

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eggfucker1

Reblogging to save my life

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doublekaiju

saving a life

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princesscas

"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

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eebie

i keep getting grammarly ads and one i just saw made my blood boil because they hired some dude to say “this AI generative stuff is fantastic! i used to be sooo bad at writing, now i’m so much better!! i love AI :)” YOU STUPID FUCK. you didnt get better at anything. You did JACK SHIT….. You sat back while an algorithm evaporated the atlantic and punched 30 fistfuls of plastic straws down a seaturtles throat all just to generate the worst shit anyones ever read!! im going to put my hands around your neck and wring out all of your blood and then im gonna start whipping people with your limp corpse like a wet rag

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god i hope the cpsc takes the shot. i think this would dramatically change their entire business model. amazon makes so much money by selling defective or mislabeled or just plain dangerous products and then faces little liability because this stuff is actually being sold by random third-party sellers that don't get vetted at all and can be hard to prosecute because they're in china or wherever. this is a big part of what makes amazon so powerful and it would be good for everyone if they were forced to bear more responsibility for the damages caused by the crap available on their website

Here's the link if someone can paste the article into the reblogs

www.wsj.com WSJ News Exclusive | Should Amazon Be Responsible for Everything It Sells and Ships? A U.S. Agency Will Soon Decide Dana Mattioli and Khadeeja Safdar is facing a government order that could make it responsible for the safety of goods that it sells for outside vendors on its website and ships for them through its logistics network. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is preparing an order that could classify Amazon’s online retail business as a distributor of goods, according to people familiar with the matter. That designation could give Amazon the same safety responsibilities as traditional retailers and potentially open Amazon up to lawsuits and extensive recalls over items sold through its website. Amazon accounts for nearly 40% of all e-commerce in the U.S., according to eMarketer, a research firm. Amazon has fought the distributor designation because of the nature of its online marketplace. The company sells some items from its own inventory, as bricks-and-mortar stores do, but more than 60% of sales on Amazon.com are by outside vendors, known as third-party sellers. Amazon has said that it invests in product safety across its site. It also has argued that for those third-party sales it is merely a platform for sellers and buyers to connect, and therefore isn’t responsible for ensuring the quality and safety of products sold by outside vendors on its site.

Note that it is not an accident that this is happening now. One of the things Biden has made a point of doing is appointing aggressive and anti-corporate people to Federal agencies, such as the Consumer Product Safety Commission. There have been a string of rulings and rule changes from such agencies that have been good for the average American and/or good for labor unions, but bad for the big corporations.

UPDATE: Amazon is officially a distributor who is legally responsible to recall dangerous defective products! The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) issued the decision and order on 7/30/24 by a commission chair nominated by Biden in 2021. Democrats are the party of consumer safety and improving lives.

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Honestly I think the most Jarring thing for Captain America being thawed out would be

"I can't wait to catch the next Brooklyn Dodgers game,"

"They're in LA now, Cap."

"....what."

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aromoji

Yikes

Nobody is lgbt. None of us.

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demoncourse

the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.

For reference, “allos” = “allosexual” = “anyone who isn’t asexual / isn’t on the asexual spectrum” so, according to whichever galaxy-brained exclusionist wrote the screenshotted post, no one who’s ace or who isn’t ace is LGBT. Not a single one of us

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that-house

go home everyone lgbt is closed

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Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

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matrixdragon

Wait, is Beast just wearing a black collar, and letting his fur do the work?

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luimnigh

Look, Beast is a kinky motherfucker. Always has been, always will.

Dude's into Orbital Fingering.

It was a compliment on clever thinking, not a complaint.

I saw a chance to bring up Beast's kinks, and I took it.

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