this user uses an ungodly amount of memes to cover up their real emotions
I had a dream that I met Benedict Cumberbatch and he was sooooo kind, relaxed and HUGE AF as I stood next to him. I was like "You're so tall" and he looked down at me and smiled "And you're very tiny and cute" and I stood there, looking up at him like "🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤ thank you, sir"
Me, whenever someone decides to follow me:
It's not the best but HERE YOU GO, BUDDY!
Me, reading the status of my toxic ex bff: "Not every girl is a princess. Someone has to clap for me when I ride by on my unicorn🦄❤"
My reaction: Yeah, girl. Some of us were already born as a queen. 😘🖕🏻
Ok so why is it that I’m so fucking attracted to Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan but like I see Tom Holland and I think he’s cute but like nah. I mean I’m 20 and would rather get plowed by two guys almost double my age.
I can't date guys my age (21) because they are like...babies. I'm way too mature for them. It just doesn't work for me😅
Me remembering I would have met Richard Armitage and Lee Pace next weekend but now I can't because...2020 happened...
I CAN'T MEET MY FAV MIDDLE EARTH KINGS BECAUSE OF COVID-19 😭
i'm not kidding
I just explained this whole seb situation to one of my best friends and i actually started to cry because i'm so sad and angry with this whole situation.
Seb used to be a person I looked up to and now I don't know what to believe anymore because all this happened in merely one and a half week...
To realize that one of your idols does things that ARE NOT RIGHT and SHOULD BE ADRESSED is so fucking heart breaking. But it's the reality now.
I just hope we can get an explanation in the near future so we can move on.
Can somebody understand me or am i just going crazy??
I think you guys are cool but for the love of god I can't learn your language. I learned it for 10 years in school and only thing I know how to say is who I am and count to 100. In meantime I learned French, Russian, English and Italian.
I have the biggest respect for those who learn our language because it's so fucking hard. The only other language I speak is English and i'm learning Spanish again ✊🏻
But cool that you like us😉
Why are you ashamed of being from Germany?
I'm not ashamed 😂 I just think we are pretty boring.
What country are you from?
I'm from Germany (don't like to admit it but yeah)
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Seems like @propertyofpoeandbucky has the same problem like me at the moment. This has been my mantra for the past week...
netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously
Met my childhood crush Mr Draco Lucius Malfoy❤
I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea
True.
What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
“You’re 18?? You look 12” FIRST OF ALL when I’m 40 looking like I’m 25 and you’re 40 looking like you’re 60 don’t EVEN come crying to me