Butterbean the Raichu!

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

day 3 in the comments of "old money tiktok"

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Does the rest of this website live in some alternate reality where you never set foot in a kitchen until age 25?

As a 24 year old I'm still not sure what a kitchen is

netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

character in a movie: buddy, i'm gonna tell you what i've got to do

netflix subtitles: i'll say what i must do

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

*character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (speaks foreign language)

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA

THIS IS ILLEGAL

REPORT THEM TO THE FCC

THEY HAVE A LINK ON THEIR WEBSITE TO RWPORT IT

ITS REQUIRED BY THE ADA THAT SUBTITLES EXACTLY MATCH THE DIALOGUE

i reported basically every Star Trek show on Paramount+ because the subtitles were all fucked up. they sent me auto emails to let me know they were working on it, and then a real life human being got in touch with me after they had fixed it, to ask if i was still experiencing the issue. they WILL do something, they are required by FEDERAL LAW to do something.

I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD REPORT COMPANIES FOR THIS!!! YEESSSS

i really really like when this happens

Hey all ~

Just wanted to say I've been making a game for a couple of months now and it's a sort of tamagotchi-like desktop pet little game. You have a little dog on the corner of your screen and you take care of them once in a while, like one of those windows xp goldfish apps uwu.

It's out on itch now and if you decide to give it a go I hope you have a bit of fun with it ~

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

While I'm sure a lot of people would agree with this post, I didn't mention any day of the week nor brought up color theory, so unless people take this reply as a challenge this is gonna be just another flop

I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.

Artificial brains betraying all who use them why not make it good?

(tricks on you, that was easy. Hopefully it was good)

5-19-2009

woof

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