Anyone else got muppet dysphoria. I should’ve been made of felt

i_masanao

Where are her rain boots??

yeah! let’s have day! it’s good to set achievable goals

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

A question for transfems, pick the option that matches the closest to you:

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Option for nontransfems that want to click buttons: here.

I know it’s really petty but if someone is doing a tiktok bit where they’re portraying multiple characters and they break the 180 rule I go absolutely feral

It’s the rule that if there are two characters in a scene— be it a movie, comic, tiktok, etc— there’s an invisible plane that the characters are on that the camera should only ever be on one side of.

aka, Character A should always be on the left side and Character B should always be on the right side.

It’s something that a lot of people understand intuitively without ever formally learning it, but it also means a lot of people aren’t really learning it.

WAIT YES THAT’S A PERFECT EXAMPLE

here, the 180 rule is broken intentionally for comedic effect! Even to someone that’s never Learned the rule, the change is jarring enough that’s it’s really obvious they switch sides (which is good because it’s the punchline)

Nosferatu

Art by Francesco Francavilla

It's always sooooo funny when English people or Americans are like "Why are Irish names so hard to pronounce?? Why are these Welsh words so insane???" that's because it is a different language that you do not speak hope this helps ❤️

really fucking praying for this ceasefire man please please

every morning i wake up and hope that the day will come where the US and israel are punished severely for this

if you claim to like girldick but only care if it’s big, hard, and / or capable of shooting big loads you’re basically a poser. you have to worship her small soft penis too

how could I ever pass up the sacred privilege of sucking on that soft thang

A PSA about the latest Vulture article to drop about Neil Gaiman -

Do not fucking read it if you are not in a stable state of mind.

Triggers include, but dare I say, are not limited to -

Most of these things are discussed in explicit detail multiple times.

It's harrowing and heartbreaking to read. Even if these are not specifically triggers of yours, I beg, take a second to really have a think about whether you're in a place to take this on.