me @ any sort of Discourse
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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godotal
Tiger walking through algae.
yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen
WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!
I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)
I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.
Yes, yes the tiger is in [fill in the blank here]!
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i could fix him
[ID: Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint fanart. Both Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja are quoting tumblr posts.
Yoo Joonghyuk, looking extremely aggravated, says via text post by @/DisneyChannelOriginalMovie, "i could fix him" i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half". Kim Dokja, smiling to himself, says via @/incel-wheatley, "i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier". End ID]
it has been like two weeks
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You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.
- A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments
- A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane
- An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry
- A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town
- Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up
- Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place
- Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit
- Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.
Anyway, think about it.
- Construction wizards to turn back time to root out wood worm and strengthen old buildings.
- A wizard tailors who transmutes cloth into fully made clothes without seems and leaving behind no scraps
- A wizard who works in public transit, timing out teleports with detailed schedules, time magic, and enchanted communications, sending dozens of people to far away cities for a day or work or leisure
- A team of wizard gardeners tend to trees grown far outside their native range, and ideal climate, encircled with runes and fed potions to grow none the less
- A wizard sits in their office in the aqueduct, re-casting the spells that allow its precious water to flow to the city uphill
- A wizard fisher casts water repelling spells on the sailors and the stairs, keeps the hoist on the anchor from rusting, casts balls of heat that keep everyone warm below decks. Their real job is to herd fish together so they can be caught in single huge nets, and keep them cold as the boat returns to land.
There are so many possibilities outside of “stodgy academic who wears ugly robes” and “Very good holy man who helps everyone and the fact they’ve never had a job is never brought up” and “evil wizard toiling away on great evils in his evil tower in the evil country.”
trinket-the-bear
- Wizards who come out and ward your home for you, like the magical equivalent of a home security system.
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Today I offer you orv Tomorrow, who knows? (its more orv)
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my pet mold spores
the rings of limited growth suggests this is actually ponycillin
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Every person has a purpose but it is rarely glorious and rarely what anyone believes it to be. You were created so that, as you ran barefoot across a beach, a complete stranger's budding foot fetish would burgeon into conscious awareness
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"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator
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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck
I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out
Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either
Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.
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How close do their borders come to?
Hmmm…Seems like they touch.
hmm??
…you have to be kidding me.
…..
…Wow….
tato-s4n
yep it checks out
Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy
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for full context
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taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl
you get it
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thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again
CAN ANYONE HEAR ME