Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
you all know why this potato is on your dash right now.
It's easy.
He's a halfa, and he can slow down his own healing factor as much as he needs to. He learned how to do it to stop the school nurse from asking questions about bruises disappearing.
So he's going to get hit by a bus or car owned either by the city or by something owned by a rich person, ham it up since he's human on paper, sue, get money, and go get his education.
Problem.
He keeps getting saved by the Flash.
Or; Wally has never met anyone as accident prone as the guy that works on landscaping at the park, Danny Fenton, but now he does rounds just to check on the guy along with checking on everyone else who's safety he's invested in. Honestly, it's getting concerning; even his regular villains, if they see Danny walk nearby, will stop whatever crime they're committing to safely escort him to wherever he's going.
Yeah, you could have angst if the Flash figures out it’s intentional, but it’s sooo much funnier if Danny tells him.
Like, “you’re risking your life for a lawsuit?”. Depending on who and during which arc, Wally either thinks it’s genius or the dumbest plan he’s ever heard, and this is a Universe with Condiment King and Kite-man!
Ngl I first read this as Dash saving Danny which I thought was a funny idea of Danny being like "Oh he's cool with ruining my grades and face but when it comes to me trying to get hit by a bus he cares!" And just the comedy of Dash still being a bully but as soon as Danny goes to get hit by Mayor Masters' car he gets tackled down and stopped.
Thus eventually getting to Danny yelling out at him "Will you STOP THAT ALREADY!!! What are you jealous of the city bus or something?! You're cool with me getting beat up but only if it's by YOU! Just let me DO THIS!" Which leads to Dash (and maybe the school if they're around) thinking Danny is suicidal with Dash blaming himself or something.
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Anyways I can't fucking read. Also the idea of Danny trying to get hit by a Vlad Co. vehicle is hilarious because Danny would be all happy with the idea of Vlad having to make a public announcement like "Ey sorry for killing that kid who I called family." But then Vlad feeling like he won because now he can never go back to his parents and the "only human parental figure" who he can go to now would be Vlad since Vlad is the only adult who knows he's still half alive. Also just Danny relying on his money would be a double edged sword with Danny acting like he's using Vlad as nothing more than a "human" bank which he can depot out as much money as he wants (continuously getting hit by Vald Co. trucks which would be a hilarious pr nightmare, Danny would laugh his head off). On the other hand Vlad acts like he's such a providing "father" for paying for anything and everything Danny needs. Providing for Danny in a way Jack could never.
It's so obvious, it hurts him to think he hadn't figured it out sooner.
Superman is, obviously, Bruce Wayne.
Whenever there's a crisis, Bruce Wayne disappears and Superman appears. Bruce Wayne broke someone's arm by accident, and Tucker's as human as Sam or even Dash, he knows breaking someone else's bone is hard. He's only seen Danny do it, and Danny isn't entirely human anymore.
There's other stuff too. Superman floating up from a place Bruce Wayne had been, pictures of Superman and Batman in a standoff because everyone knew Batman had the hots for Bruce Wayne, so that was clearly one of those "you can't have him" macho kind of fights.
Bruce Wayne is kind and kind of a ditz, and Superman is kind and kind of a ditz. Also, the midwestern accent? Bruce Wayne slipped up and used it in an interview as a joke, but Tucker caught it.
Tucker knows Bruce Wayne is Superman, and he's got a bone to pick. Why didn't Superman listen to any of them when they asked him to help them fight off the GIW? What the hell was his problem?
So Tucker goes to Wayne Enterprises on a tour, breaks away from the tour group, hacks his way past security, and breaks into Bruce Wayne's office.
He points at the chair, spun around to face a TV on the wall.
"I know your secret, Mr. Wayne, and if you try to take me out before I say my demands there's already a failsafe that'll spread that information to all known news agencies!"
The chair slowly spins to face him, and Timothy Drake-Wayne's wide eyes meet his own.
"...Wait, wrong Wayne."
"You do know that's even worse, right?"
,,,which batkid is Superboy
Obviously it's Dick Grayson, he just relies on sunglasses and a leather jacket to hide who he is.
After all, Timothy Drake-Wayne doesn't have the musculature. Tim is, super duper obviously, a crime lord. Specifically, he's the crime lord that uses Red Hood as a figurehead; the timing all matches up.
Tim disappears around the same time Red Hood starts to make an appearance, Tim comes back injured after Red Hood and his goons started getting into spats with Black Mask and Batman, every time Red Hood went active prior to Tim being made CEO Tim would disappear for a bit, and finally; Tim managed to get adopted by Bruce Wayne clearly so Superman could keep an eye on him, and Bruce Wayne has him listed as Co-CEO purely as a way to keep tags on the guy.
Tucker has also tied a bunch of circumstantial crimes to Timothy Drake-Wayne, building him up as a super criminal only barely tied down.
So for Tucker, not only did he blab that he knows Bruce Wayne is Superman, but he did it to the youngest, most blood-thirsty crime lord in Gotham.
Once all these misunderstandings come to light, Jason is going to laugh until he passes out tbh.
Tucker knows the secret identity of several heroes.
Another example is Clark Kent of the daily planet. While some people online seem to think he might be Batman, Tucker knows the truth, he even has video proof.
Tucker has a saved video of Clark Kent entering a closet and a red blur leaving. (It was his cape) Clark Kent is clearly the secret identity of the Flash
It only makes sense for them to live in different cities when they have super speed like that, because it helps protect their identities
It's so obvious, it hurts him to think he hadn't figured it out sooner.
Superman is, obviously, Bruce Wayne.
Whenever there's a crisis, Bruce Wayne disappears and Superman appears. Bruce Wayne broke someone's arm by accident, and Tucker's as human as Sam or even Dash, he knows breaking someone else's bone is hard. He's only seen Danny do it, and Danny isn't entirely human anymore.
There's other stuff too. Superman floating up from a place Bruce Wayne had been, pictures of Superman and Batman in a standoff because everyone knew Batman had the hots for Bruce Wayne, so that was clearly one of those "you can't have him" macho kind of fights.
Bruce Wayne is kind and kind of a ditz, and Superman is kind and kind of a ditz. Also, the midwestern accent? Bruce Wayne slipped up and used it in an interview as a joke, but Tucker caught it.
Tucker knows Bruce Wayne is Superman, and he's got a bone to pick. Why didn't Superman listen to any of them when they asked him to help them fight off the GIW? What the hell was his problem?
So Tucker goes to Wayne Enterprises on a tour, breaks away from the tour group, hacks his way past security, and breaks into Bruce Wayne's office.
He points at the chair, spun around to face a TV on the wall.
"I know your secret, Mr. Wayne, and if you try to take me out before I say my demands there's already a failsafe that'll spread that information to all known news agencies!"
The chair slowly spins to face him, and Timothy Drake-Wayne's wide eyes meet his own.
"...Wait, wrong Wayne."
"You do know that's even worse, right?"
,,,which batkid is Superboy
Obviously it's Dick Grayson, he just relies on sunglasses and a leather jacket to hide who he is.
After all, Timothy Drake-Wayne doesn't have the musculature. Tim is, super duper obviously, a crime lord. Specifically, he's the crime lord that uses Red Hood as a figurehead; the timing all matches up.
Tim disappears around the same time Red Hood starts to make an appearance, Tim comes back injured after Red Hood and his goons started getting into spats with Black Mask and Batman, every time Red Hood went active prior to Tim being made CEO Tim would disappear for a bit, and finally; Tim managed to get adopted by Bruce Wayne clearly so Superman could keep an eye on him, and Bruce Wayne has him listed as Co-CEO purely as a way to keep tags on the guy.
Tucker has also tied a bunch of circumstantial crimes to Timothy Drake-Wayne, building him up as a super criminal only barely tied down.
So for Tucker, not only did he blab that he knows Bruce Wayne is Superman, but he did it to the youngest, most blood-thirsty crime lord in Gotham.
Once all these misunderstandings come to light, Jason is going to laugh until he passes out tbh.
The Ring of Rage, oddly semi-sapient in the way that all ghostly objects tend to be, keeps trying to break into the sarcophagus to get onto Pariah Dark's finger.
Normally, fine. Go sit on the finger of someone locked in Foreversleep, not like it'll change much. But if that ring manages to crack open Pariah Darks comfy forever-box, the Pariah Dark wakes up.
Again.
So Danny, as the current Ghostly Heir-Apparent, having earned his place as Pariah Dark's son by right of combat (ew), is tasked with wearing the Ring of Rage in the human world, so as to forcibly keep it away from Pariah Dark.
Yaoi Has Been Proven Scientifically
fucking. fujoshi ass fish
Do you see my vision
My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image
I’ll start:
here ya go
Oh my time has COME >:D
Excellent post everyone
star trek heritage post (April 8th, 2020)
i always think abt their first game of chess.
the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”
Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.
One of his strangest stories is about a cursed type of honey that, when ingested, is guaranteed to be the best thing you’ve ever tasted. But, if you consume it, you have a 25% of being flattened like a pancake by a giant tree demon. Characters eat it, get addicted, and that addiction forces them to risk it over and over again until they eventually get turned into a gory puddle by this ghost tree thing.
It’s a weird story, but the funny part is that Ito wrote it because he thought it would suck to be a mosquito.
