gonna grow you a place safer than this

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real

Nice

If you add ’~’ to both sides of ‘lol’ it looks like a drowning person. ~lol~

I don't know what to do with this information

Today is 420 days until 4/20 on 04/20

stop

How long were you in the shower???

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

we’ve discovered how this image was taken

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

Hi what the fuck

Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can make all the logical moves you want, but at some point the pigeon is gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

So true

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Cinnamon is the spicy of earth

no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark)  ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)

And thus, a new fandom is formed