gonna grow you a place safer than this

Oof mood

Meirl

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Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.

i laughed so hard when the guy swung the kid lmfao

I’m still straight up DYING over that ngl

this is a gift

This is freaking amazing

hOLY FUCK

Lol this sounds awesome

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im so glad i graduated

this is a fucking masterpiece

Beautiful 😂😂😂

That’s why we keep getting hacked lmao

its because schools are so caught up in violating students every rights to privacy that they are blatently disregarding thoes same kids safety. zoom allowes you to track eye movements. mousepad/mouse movemenst. the browser activitiy of the user. its horrifying and dare i fucking say litteral motherfucking spyware. its not a app its a fucking virus.   its so horrifically easy to guess every facet of zoom that im guessing that schools just looked at the violation features and took them in without a second throught or trial. they disregard better functioning programs like discord because they are horrified that thoes programs would give students a sliver of privacy their instistance on using zoom is a very clear direct cause of schools horrific obsession with micromanageing every single facet of a students life.  report the fucking app.  get it taken down

If you have to use Zoom, your best bet is to run it from the browser. The Zoom website will try to get you to use the app, but if you keep declining that, it will use its browser-based interface. Since browsers have much better security, they’re unable to do any kind of persistent monitoring and have almost no access to system activities. When you close the tab, you can be assured that it isn’t running.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/04/security-tips-every-work-from-homer-needs-to-know-about-zoom-right-now/

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so march lasted 20 years but april is going to be 3 days

hey. its april 23rd. did u even notice? no? me either

What the FUCK

remember eating out? remember that

where is the line in these difficult times, really

Both

Popular apocalyptic fiction: Wastelands! Warlords! Gladiator fights and slavery! Misery Misery, oh Lord why have you forsaken us?

Tumblr during a pandemic: Here is how you make BREAD and everyone look at my lovely handmade BLANKETS and have some information about a RENT STRIKE and UNIONIZING.

that reminds me, I really need to set aside some time for a sex apocalyptic bondage shoot 

Ah yes that’s what I forgot.

Also Tumblr during a pandemic: We are HORNY might as well have some FANFIC.

I would like to humbly contribute “don’t talk to me or my five new tabletop game servers ever again”

Lmao yep

did march fucking happen

march is fucking happening?

Lord Almighty hows it still march

FINALLY

did march fucking happen

march is fucking happening?

Lord Almighty hows it still march

Oh god it's still fucking march

.

YESSS

two trucks practicing social distancing

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PFFFFFFFFFFFT 😂😂😂

rapunzel has a whole song about what you can do while self-isolating at home. tangled said queen of social distancing

she is the princess of corona. literally. like that’s the name of her kingdom.

Had to Google this and I just can't believe this is real...

Holy shit

Omfg