gonna grow you a place safer than this

a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

text conversations you have with your roommate when you’ve been busy on a work trip and just opened your dashboard for the first time in like. five entire days.

Twitter refugees coming over to tumblr wondering what the site is like only to see that tumblr is currently in the midst of a site-wide gaslighting campaign involving a martin scorsese film from 1973 that doesn’t exist