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gonna grow you a place safer than this

@burningcomputerpersona

Currently obsessed with american pop punk band The Wonder Years. This blog is mostly just a collection of things that I'm interested in at the moment, whether it's music or a new fandom or just queer memes in general. I'll probably appear once in a while to reblog a bunch of posts about a new obsession that you didn't follow me for and then vanish off into the unknown again. Current interests include: the wonder years, spanish love songs, hot mulligan, against me, doctor who, etc.
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“PBJ & Jar of Milk” me, oil, 2022

It completely blows my mind we still have oil painters. It feels like the height of luxury to have the joys of impressionism, modern art movements, and then people doing this the same as they ever were, making paintings that could be taken out of an art history textbook if you forget for a moment that mason jars might not have looked exactly like that

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lemonsharks

OP this is the sexiest work I have seen in the form of oil, please accept my desire to gnaw fondly upon your canvas like a wild beast as the compliment it is

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We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they're gonna think it's a horny thing

sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem

>discover humans

>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk

>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place

>when they're born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive

>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk

>leaves

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i-am-a-fish

man milk, man milk for everyone except tony. tony is lactose intolerant. we will not make fun of tony for this.

Haha tony u fucking suck

the fuck did I just say? I’m deactivating you.

f-fish… HOW DID YOU DO THAT??

don’t ask questions.

I have that silk soy milk stuff if Tony wants!!!

that’s very nice of you to offer I think I’ll leave you be.

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