gonna grow you a place safer than this

Concept: Jason sending Tim a different drug dealer’s name every month so that rich kid Tim Drake tries to make the dealer sell to him as a test if they’re truly sticking to Jason’s no selling to kids rule.

Jason has essentially killed two birds with one stone, 1. He got to identify and take out the fuckers that were still selling to kids and 2. He essentially made sure Tim could never buy anything from Gotham’s dealers. Call it his way of caring.

To anybody else, Tim just looked like another stupid rich kid who doesn’t know what they’re getting themselves into but the ruse is up when the news starts spreading that anyone who sells to Tim Drake specifically will get their ass busted by the Red Hood. So the next time Jason sees Damian he pitches the idea up to him and the few dealers that sell to Damian get an especially slow and painful treatment cause how dare they sell to what is very clearly a 14 year old baby??

The operation is kept strictly away from Bruce, of course, until one day some reporter breaks the story about billionaire Bruce Wayne’s kids caught trying to buy drugs and all HELL breaks loose. The end result was all of them being grounded for a month after a 5 hour long rant about responsibility and damaging their civilian reputations and the entire Wayne family being blacklisted from the drug market no matter how much cash they wave around.

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

LMAO

tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

:3

Steph: I have a sidekick everyone!

tags from @percethecurse

Batman: would you like to come and live with me?

Jason: hmm

Jason: *think bubble of a shitty apartment w only a mattress (no bed frame) a TV and a bunch of Batman gear*

Jason: *think bubble of a cave full of bats*

Jason: *think bubble of a literal crypt w a coffin in it*

Jason: hard pass.

*later*

Jason, standing in the Batcave (a cave full of bats): i FUCKING knew it!!

I hate to say it but I think Jason was a ‘reminded the teacher of the homework’ kid

tim was the kid who would whisper threats at them after

I feel like if there was ever a reality where they were in the same classroom, Jason would’ve snitched on Tim for sleeping in class

Tim would shoot spitballs at Jason in retaliation and then run away because he forgot his brother is built like a fucking tank

Idk which jason but if it's red hood jason then it just better cuz he'll tell the teacher about the homework of of spite, just for the sake of annoying tim

Jason sits in the front-middle and Tim sits in the back-corner like an anime protagonist. Everyone thinks they hate each other except sometimes Jason is scolding Tim for forgetting his lunch again while shoving a lunch box at him? Tim gets into fights with people who try and talk crap about Jason to him? Jason and Tim ALWAYS choose each other for group projects if they’re in the same class? Nobody understands their relationship, not even them, because they will ALSO insist that they hate each other whenever anyone brings any of this up

later:

holy shit this is awesome! literally you just made my day, thank you for bringing it to life!

i've never read battle for the cowl but that won't stop me from complaining about it

Jason and tim are both nerds both on opposite sides of the nerd spectrum, like, you know

@motleyfam putting it perfectly in the tags

Imagine little Jay asking Bruce to buy him something for the first time and he’s like “it’s kinda expensive so I understand if it’s no I don’t need it I just figured cause you said to tell you if I wanted anything” and Bruce is like prepared to spend 10k to give this kid whatever he wants because he’s just happy Jason is getting comfortable and the thing is a like a 38 dollar jacket

I think that at Wayne manor the way that Bruce shows love and also is like the greatest rite of passage into the family is to redocarate your room, it's not right away but when it becomes their home,

like Bruce takes Dick shopping and let's him pick whatever paint color and bedspread and curtains he wants and it's too colorful and mismatched and it cheers the mourning child up for a bit and it's perfect

Jason as a kid once he finally realizes he's not going to get thrown out asks if they can repaint the walls and Bruce takes him out on a similar shopping trip and they get several bookshelves to add for Jason to fill up

Tim has spent a lot of time in the manor and when his dad was in the coma he never quite thought of the room as his and never really changed anything about it, but once he finally moved in there for good when both his parents had died, Bruce gently asks if he would like to make the room his own finally

Bruce takes Cass and brings Steph along and together they spend all day looking at everything and comparing colors and Cass wants to touch every rug and bedspread and Steph keeps holding up every purple thing she finds

Dick takes Damian, trying to bond with his new Robin and Damian thinks is silly but they find some glow in the dark stars and Damian spends hours recreating constellations on his ceiling

Bruce woke with a start when his bedroom door creaked open. He blinked blearily into the darkness, at the tiny figure hesitating at the threshold.

“Jason?” he asked, sitting up and rubbing at an eye, trying to clear his vision more, “What’s wrong?” Jason had never come into his room.

Well… he had. During his first week with Bruce. When he was still convinced Bruce would…

Bruce shook his head once, to dislodged that awful memory from his brain. Jason was far beyond believing Bruce wanted him for harm. Jason coming to him in the middle of the night meant something was wrong.

“I—“ Jason started, his voice a harsh whisper. He stiffened, and shuffled further into the room. The closer he got, the easier Bruce could see actual fear on Jason’s face, reflecting off the light his bedside clock emitted. “I think someone’s in the manor.”

Adrenaline rushed through Bruce in a familiar boost at hearing that.

He was certainly awake, now.

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