gonna grow you a place safer than this

my favorite nbc hannibal thing to witness people who haven’t watched the show react to is finding out that will graham had a wife

Hannibal (2013-2015)

#hannibal and will if they were clumsy like normal people

Every year I’m compelled to remind everyone:

Sorry if I saw a girlboy this pretty i would ruin my entire life just to have her

when will they learn that it never works

my input to the hannibal fandom

Imagine having Murder Family in this day and age where Abigail starts using internet slang and casually telling Will that Hannibal is serving cunt today and he’s just like “gross, let’s order pizza”

“Will is slaying today” and Hannibal stops cutting onions and asks “he’s killing without me?”

Then they get into a genuine fight over it because who’s cunt did Hannibal like so much to want to eat it, and who is Will going out to kill with

Abigail would have so much fun teaching them how to correctly say it and Hannibal thinks it’s extra hilarious that he has new cannibalism euphemisms he can use

stabbing is penetration biting is basically kissing and so on. you understand

I get that a lot

Wills constant state of suffering amuses me to no end

will buying frozen tater tots and warming them in his toaster oven and giving them to hannibal as a joke only to have hannibal sit down with the gravity of a michelin star five course meal and savoring it like he is trying to get its entire flavor profile. to the point where will thinks maybe he should have added some extra seasoning before presenting it to hannibal. hannibal highlighting the things that he appreciates about tater tots like “I can understand why people crave this. if executed well, the outer shell is surprisingly crispy, and so the contrast of textures it holds against the soft interior cannot be overlooked. even if the flavoring is lackluster, shouldn’t we thank all food to provide us with sustenance?” and will looking at him like he hung the moon

"killing must feel good to god, too. he does it all the time. and are we not created in his image?" dr lecter you are a HORRIBLE therapist but that line FUCKS

only sexy shows trend on here seven years after they end

Participating in Dracula Daily has reminded me of how throughout the initial portions of the novel the Count repeatedly makes back-handed references to the fact that he’s a vampire, seemingly for absolutely no reason other than to fuck with Jonathan, and it’s strengthened my conviction that you can’t have a faithful modern adaptation of Stoker’s Dracula unless Dracula is just constantly spouting shitty vampire puns – which everyone around him unaccountably fails to pick up on – like a gaunt, bemoustached Hannibal Lecter.

love it when the show that's been canceled 7 years ago randomly trends on this website every other week

the amount of people in the tags who thought hannibal is STILL AIRING because of how active the fandom is?? help this is so funny

A sticker for everyone on November 5th

It's actually high functioning sociopath